Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Queensland University Student Union
Not liberal but fascist

The Student Union at Queensland University have shown themselves to be just as illiberal as the Roman Catholics they accuse of being illiberal. I don't agree with the Catholic position on abortion and I certainly don't agree with the way they try to blackmail politicians into voting as they tell them to. But the Union's recent actions against the Catholics on campus place them somewhere to the right of Stalin when it comes to suppressing religious opinion and practice. Shame on them - they have let us all down.

From THE AUSTRALIAN:

A Catholic students group at the University of Queensland has been gagged and threatened with disaffiliation from the students union for taking a perceived anti-abortion stance.

Newman Society secretary Elise Nally, a third-year applied science student, slammed the union action as totalitarian and anti-free speech.

"I'd like to know what laws we've broken. The union is acting like a dictator," Ms Nally said.

The offending poster and leaflets did not mention abortion but featured a photograph of an eight-week old fetus in the womb. The campaign was pitched as being "pro-women" and "pro-pregnancy".

After a disciplinary hearing, the union's clubs and societies committee has put the Newman Society on 12 months' probation and ordered that all future material be vetted by three officials, including union president Joshua Young, who is associated with the Liberal Party. It has been banned from displaying the material again on a booth outside the student cafe.

"I know the Newman Society thinks the union is being heavy handed, but the student union voted in 1993 for free, safe abortion on demand so all women have a genuine choice when faced with unwanted pregnancy," Mr Young said.

Asked if it precluded other viewpoints being put forward in debate on campus he said: "It does."

COMMENT: Young Young would make a brilliant Catholic bishop. The problem is he'll probably go on to be a politician and start dictating to everybody in Australia

don't blame madpriest
blame madpriest's dad

the midnight jukebox





















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Rowan Williams to
veto women bishops?

The Church of England is not as democratic as TEC. However, we do have synodical government and this allows the grass roots, as well as the hierarchy, to put forward motions for change in the church. If the proposers of change can get a sufficient majority in the three houses of synod to vote in their favour the motion will be carried.

However, if the Covenant is accepted this will no longer apply to changes that could be regarded as "doctrinal" matters if the hierarchy believes the changes proposed to be unacceptable to other provinces.

The Covenant will become law before the date that the hierarchy has set for the vote on women being allowed to become bishops in the Church of England. As we already know that this will be regarded as unacceptable by many conservative provinces those campaigning for this righteous change might as well give up now. The hierarchy will simply veto any vote in favour and if they don't the hypocrisy, in respect of making the gay issue a unique matter, will be so obvious that I don't believe even our thick skinned rulers would consider going down that road.

As for gay people - they will never achieve inclusion. This anachronistic Covenant, which will become the final nail Dorkins hammers into our coffin as far as intelligent people in England are concerned, will have destroyed my church a hundred years or more before Black Africa lets go of its patriarchal fixations.

There is more to this than meets the eye and what lies beneath is calculated nastiness of the highest order.

Won't get fooled again.

from the newcastle diocesan bulletin

















I don't hold out much hope, but I suppose we better.

Let us pray...

the dvant disco



Hi jazzheads.

Here's some
soulful groove
to warm up
your day.

Enjoy.



Sunshine Star - Open Sky Unit
Summer Love - Billy Wright
Sombre Guitar - Danser's Inferno
Rusty McDusty - Morris Wilson (pictured)
Nena - Masada


humanists dis(as)semble

From EKKLESIA:

The British Humanist Association (BHA) has called on the government to support the new report from Parliament’s Joint Committee on Human Rights which calls for children to be given the right to withdraw from worship in schools.

The report says that any child of ‘sufficient maturity, intelligence and understanding’ to be given the right to withdraw from compulsory religious worship. Currently, only sixth form students have the right to withdraw themselves, and other children can only be withdrawn at the request of their parents, but the Human Rights Committee have said that this violates children’s rights to freedom of belief and conscience.

Writing in support of the Committee’s report to Minister for Schools and Learners, Jim Knight MP, the BHA said: "We agree with the JCHR that the law is clearly inconsistent with the European Convention on Human Rights and that children of ‘sufficient maturity, intelligence and understanding’ should be permitted to withdraw themselves from prayer and other worship."


COMMENT: Sounds fair. But I think schools should insist that children withdrawing themselves from religious assembly should have to attend something equally as boring and embarrassing, in stead - so that it's a fair choice.

Also, the main problem for children wanting to withdraw from religious assemblies in school will be finding a school that still has a religious assembly worthy of the description.

the booze be with you

From THE TELEGRAPH:

A drunken man dressed up as Darth Vader and attacked the founder of Britain's first Jedi church with a crutch he wielded like a lightsaber. The force was with Arwel Wynne Hughes on March 25 this year, however the courts took a very dim view of him using it on two Star Wars fans.

He donned a black bin bag for a cape, jumped over a garden wall, and bellowed "Darth Vader" as he assaulted Barney Jones and his cousin Michael with the metal crutch as they were shooting a documentary to promote their Jedi Church which was formed last year.

He hit Mr Jones over the head with the crutch and punched his cousin in the thigh. They suffered minor injuries.

At Holyhead magistrates' court on Tuesday, Hughes was sentenced to two months in jail, suspended for one year.

His solicitor told the court Hughes was doing his best to win his battle with alcohol.


COMMENT: "Punched him in the thigh?" Obviously he is a very short Darth Vader.

spicey redaction

From NOW MAGAZINE:

Former Spice Girl, Geri Halliwell, has been updating the Bible.

‘At her daughter Bluebell’s christening, Geri asked David Walliams to read a passage from the Bible.’

‘The odd thing was she had rewritten parts, saying it would read better.’


COMMENT: Oh, that's only common sense. I do it all the while. God might be omnipotent and all that but his writing style is pretty damn poor at times.

catholics in space

From THE EARTH TIMES:

Belief in the existence of aliens from outer space is not necessarily at odds with being a Christian, according to the Vatican's top astronomy official.

"It is possible to believe in God and in extra-terrestrials," Father Jose Gabriel Funes was quoted as saying in an interview published in L'Osservatore Romano.

For Christians it is also possible "to admit the existence of other worlds and other forms of life, even those more evolved than ours, without necessarily questioning faith in the Creation, in the incarnation (of God as man through Jesus) and redemption" of mankind, said Funes.

Funes who directs the Vatican's Specola, or space Observatory, also said that despite most astronomers who "publicly profess atheism," astronomy does not favour the view of a God-less world. In fact, I think it is those who work at the Specola who bear witness to the fact that it is possible to believe in God and work with science in a serious way."


well they would say that

From THE AGE (Australia):

Australia's Roman Catholic bishops have disowned retired Sydney bishop Geoffrey Robinson, accusing him of failing to understand fundamental church teachings. The country's bishops have released a public statement suggesting that Bishop Robinson — as a bishop, a man chosen by the Pope to guard the teaching of Catholics — is wrong about the authority of Christ and the authority of the church to "teach the truth".

The statement was the first official response to Bishop Robinson's controversial book published last August, in which he said the church needed to reverse 2000 years of teaching on sex and power as part of radical reforms from the Pope down.

In Confronting Power and Sex in the Catholic Church, Bishop Robinson suggested that while the church refused to examine some fundamental teachings — including sex outside marriage, women priests, homosexuality and papal power — it was not serious about tackling abuse by priests, only "managing" it.

Bishop Robinson, 71, who was abused as a child, headed the Australian church's efforts to tackle clerical sexual abuse for a decade, until he retired in 2004 because he was so disillusioned.

The statement by the 38 bishops who attended the bishops' meeting last week, published on the conference website, commends Bishop Robinson's contribution to the the life of the church, his "years of effort to bring help and healing to those who have suffered sexual abuse", and his work in establishing church protocols. But, after correspondence and conversation with Bishop Robinson, "it is clear that doctrinal difficulties remain. Central to these is a questioning of the authority of the Catholic Church to teach the truth definitively", the statement says. This led in turn to questioning Catholic teaching on tradition, scripture, papal infallibility, the priesthood and moral teaching.


COMMENT: Well, at least, Bishop Robinson knows now that he is definitely got it right.

homophobia - too small a word for it

From THE HAMILTON SPECTATOR (Canada):

A Hamilton public school board meeting saw a mix of Bibles, flashlights and rainbow signs last night, as trustees addressed a same-sex equity policy. The board was dealing with the sexual orientation strand of a new equity policy, being approved in parts. The guideline states the board will ensure its policies and practices, in the classroom and out, are anti-homophobic and anti-heterosexist. The board, accepting there are members of the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender community in its schools and staff, vows to fix "unlawful barriers" to full participation.

Traditional-family activists said they felt their beliefs were being attacked with the use of terms such as homophobia and heterosexism. Jim Enos, who identified himself as vice-president of the Hamilton-Wentworth Family Action Council, representing families with Christian values, said terms such as homophobia misrepresent the rational fear of disease students should have. He said he felt passing the policy would cause HIV rates to rise if kids lose a fear of the "serious consequences of homosexual conduct."

Many of his supporters, about 80 in all, brought large Bibles and flashlights, which they shone on the ceiling during his talk to symbolize light in the darkness.

Family council director Gloria Turner said she feared the board would use anti-bullying discipline to persecute children. Father Geoffrey Korz of the Pan-Orthodox Association of Greater Hamilton, warned that 20,000 Orthodox believers may leave the public board.

The meeting was civil. After hearing delegations, the trustees referred the policy strand back to staff. It will return at a June 2 meeting. Enos said it was wise of the board to do so. But home and school advocate Lee Gowers said the board was led by intimidation, not reason.


COMMENT: It's a shame they can't use the anti-bully legislation to expel the so-called adults who can still stand up in public and use AIDS as a reason to persecute perfectly healthy, morally good, young people.

the evolution of spoiltus bratus

In reply to a typical Dorkins' rant, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach has written an open letter to his friend which has been published by THE JERUSALEM POST. It really does give a marvelous insight into the petulant personality of Dorkins and I strongly suggest you read the letter in full. This is how it begins:

Dear Richard,

Thank you for your open letter of May 2. An ancient rabbinical teaching says that one should respond to points in the order in which they are made. And that was my plan until I came across the part of your letter where you compare my speech at the IdeaCity convention to Hitler and say that he would be proud of me.

Perhaps it was providence that your letter was posted on your Website on World Holocaust Remembrance Day. Are you really so callous? Have you developed such uncontrollable loathing for people of faith that you would equate a rabbi who was your friend and who hosted you at his home and at so many public forums and debates to a monster who killed six million Jews and bombed the people of England mercilessly?

Time for a reality check. The forum of which you speak, The IdeaCity Convention in Toronto, is one of the world's leading media gatherings. They invited us to argue our ideas about atheism and religion on a stage in which I spoke directly after you, as can be easily verified on the IdeaCity Website. I sat right next to you. When you saw me you barely said hello, and then, just before you spoke, you gave me a card explaining that you would not be staying for my response to your comments.

Amid your casual dismissal of me, I started my presentation by referring to you as "a true intellectual, a very fine man, and extremely humble." I added that we had been friends at Oxford and had debated on religion and evolution.

Contrary to your claim that my lecture was "a ranting attack," the audience enjoyed it thoroughly and laughed over a dozen times during the 20-minute presentation.

Contrary to your comments that I decided to attack you after I had learned that you were leaving for the airport, I was actually quite disappointed that you did not stay, and was relieved to hear from conference organizers that you had stood glued to my comments on the outside speaker...

it's like living in china
but with less democracy

From THE BELFAST TELEGRAPH:

Rita Monaldi and Francesco Sorti are living out this uniquely Roman déjà vu. Historical novelists who happen to be married to each other, they write in tandem, and Imprimatur, their first novel and the book that made their name and fortune, is set in Rome in 1683 and is an exploration of this world of labyrinthine intrigue. The story turns on the enmity between the pope of the time, Innocent XI, and Louis XIV of France; and on the fact – Monaldi and Sorti insist that they have established beyond doubt that it is a fact – that Innocent XI bankrolled the invasion of England by William of Orange; leading to the downfall of James II and the (Catholic) Stuarts, the triumph of the Protestants, and the end of Catholicism as a force in English politics.

For the Catholic Church, Innocent has always been one of the great popes, for his commitment to cleaning up the Church in Europe but, in particular, for throwing enough money and political energy into the defence of Vienna to repel the Turkish siege of 1683 and save Europe from the scourge of Islam. The idea that this saintly figure was somehow involved in the triumph of King Billy and the crushing of papism in Britain, would be ridiculous and offensive if it were not – as Monaldi and Sorti insist, producing stacks of ancient volumes, some full of ciphers, to prove their case – nothing but the naked truth.

Today Monaldi and Sorti are successful across the continent – Imprimatur is published in Britain on 15 May – yet almost completely unknown in their native land. That is not an oversight on the part of the Italian book trade. Monaldi and Sorti have been blackballed by Italian publishing and journalism, apparently on the informal but irresistible orders of the Catholic Church.

The somewhat stolid narrative style of the novel takes getting used to but the richness and detail repay the effort. And, despite its fascination with the minutiae of the lives of the times, Imprimatur is also an intensely political book, which culminates in the narrator's appalled realisation that the Catholic world has been betrayed by the Pope himself. "It had all started almost 30 years ago," the narrator reveals. "It was then ... that the Odescalchi family had besmirched itself with the most infamous of crimes: aiding heretics.

"It was about 1660 ... The House of Orange was, as ever, short of money. To give an idea of what that meant, William's mother and grandmother had pawned all the family jewels. After a series of highly secret overtures ... the House of Orange turned to the Odescalchi. They were the most solvent moneylenders in Italy. Thus the wars of heretical Holland were financed by the Catholic family of Cardinal Odescalchi, the future Pope Innocent XI."

It was the final twist in a historical novel, not the central thesis of a work of scholarship. But in elaborate and carefully referenced appendices, Monaldi and Sorti revealed that, far from being a novelistic jeu d'esprit, the identifying of the Odescalchi pope as the main financier of William of Orange's invasion of England was based on solid and original research.

Even that might not have mattered: when all is said and done, this was a novel; Innocent XI lived and died long ago. Monaldi and Sorti had produced an extremely juicy book pressing many of the same buttons as Umberto Eco's The Name of the Rose and, in April 2001, Mondadori, the publishing house owned by the Berlusconi company Fininvest, bought the Italian rights to it. And on 19 March 2002, Mondadori published it. The book immediately began to sell: on 14 April, Corriere della Sera said Imprimatur was the fourth best selling book in the country. In May, Mondadori published a second edition. But then something strange happened: bookshops began mysteriously to run out of copies, and, though a second edition had been published, no new ones arrived. Despite the book's initial success, the authors and their agent found it impossible to obtain press coverage, the exception being a venomous piece in the Berlusconi-owned daily, Il Giornale. The novel was subtly but efficiently "disappeared", as if it had never existed.

Something significant happened between the date Mondadori accepted the manuscript and publication day: the event now known as 9/11. According to an informant of Monaldi and Sorti's inside the Vatican, in response to the attacks on America, the Church decided to advance the long-suspended cause of Innocent XI to be canonised: as the pope who had prevented the Turks from overrunning Christendom in 1683, that struck the conservative Opus Dei types who dominate the Catholic hierarchy as an exemplary way to show the church's defiance towards the new Islamic wave.

Then Imprimatur came out, with its harsh words on the Odescalchi pope – and more particularly its harsh facts and references, designed to bury once and for all the accepted version of Innocent XI's life, found both in Wikipedia and the Catholic Encyclopedia even today, insisting (in identical words) that "there is ... no ground for the accusation that Innocent XI ... supported (William of Orange) in the overthrow of James II".

As a result, the authors learnt, the planned canonisation of Benedetto Odescalchi was suspended indefinitely. The authors of his downfall were not forgiven. Their punishment was subtle but devastating, and ongoing: despite great success throughout continental Europe, with two more books published, four planned, and Peter Greenaway planning to turn all seven in the series into films, they remain virtually unknown in their own country.

The fury of the Church is understandable. What is less easy to fathom is how they persuaded the entire Italian media world to go along with it.

"It's not so much censorship as self-censorship," says Rita Monaldi. "When Italian journalists realise a book has been damned, they think they had better leave it alone because otherwise it can damage their career. This is something instinctive in the Italian media."

a very evil man

From THE HOUSTON CHRONICLE:

James Cornell Clark, former pastor of Mount Vernon United Methodist Church, Lubbock, convicted of pocketing more than $500,000 in federal funds meant for needy children over summer breaks was sentenced to nearly 20 years in prison Monday. Clark converted the money for his personal use to pay for his home, two vehicles, rental property, remodeling and tuition. He was sentenced two 19 years and seven months.

A federal judge Monday also handed down a concurrent 10-year sentence for a December conviction of importation of an alien for immoral purposes.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

obit.









Robert Rauschenberg
is dead.

But is it really death?

keep everything crossed
except the mother's legs

JOHNIEB has left a new comment

It appears my new grandson's birthday will be today; my daughter's water broke last night and the pains are five minutes apart as of 0630 Phoenix time. I request all your prayers and good wishes.

the dvant disco
















Yes, I know it's a day late.
You'll just have to pretend it's still Monday.

The Dickies - Paranoid
Public Image Ltd. - Public Image
Siouxsie & The Banshees - The Staircase (Mystery)
Au Pairs - You
Alternative TV (photo above) - How Much Longer
The Monochrome Set - Monochrome Set

easily pleased






















You should have been there to experience the unbridled joy and jubilation that broke out among my congregation when I told them about this last Sunday.

"This is the good news we've been waiting for," they cried out in unison.

a proud son
















This is MadPriest's mother's belly dancing troupe in the dressing room prior to a performance at their local theatre. MadPriest's mother, who is older than Grandmere Mimi, is the lady on the far right.

They have been in their local press recently because they are outspokenly anti-agist. Good on 'em!

An overwhelming urge to embarrass boring people runs in MadPriest's family.
























caption competition

Washington's National Cathedral: May 9, 2008.

world rizla shortage hits Texas

From UNITED PRESS INTERNATIONAL:

A Humble, Texas, pastor called on his congregation to forgive four teens accused of unearthing a dead body to smoke marijuana out of its skull.

"Let the judicial system do what it's going to do. But as for us, as a congregation, it's our responsibility to release those guys into the hands of God and the hands of the judges," Jones said.

The news report said Grace Church is responsible for taking care of the old Humble Negro Cemetery, where the teens allegedly dug up the 11-year-old boy's body.

zimbabwe update

State sponsored violence against members of the Anglican Church reached new levels over the weekend as police in different parts of Harare gatecrashed church services and beat up parishioners loyal to new bishop Sebastian Bakare. At the St Francis parish in Waterfalls riot police interrupted the service during 'holy communion' and told parishioners to leave. Witnesses said the parishioners assumed it was the usual police over-zealousness and some of them remained seated. The police then began beating up people, including women, in the church.

On Monday, Newsreel spoke to Bishop Bakare who confirmed that similar scenes were witnessed in Borrowdale, Budiriro, Dzivarasekwa and other parishes. The Christ Church parish in Borrowdale was raided by police who arrested the warden there, a Mr Murombedzi. He was taken to Borrowdale police station but after several hours of stalling over a charge they eventually released him. A furious Bakare said what was happening was a 'national scandal' adding, 'even Ian Smith (former Rhodesian leader) allowed us to worship.'

Sources told Newsreel that the ousted Bishop and Mugabe supporter, Nolbert Kunonga, has branded new bishop Bakare an MDC supporter who is receiving money from Britain. The accusation has provided an excuse for a crackdown on Bakare's followers, with instructions being given to the police force that all parishioners loyal to him be barred from using any of the church buildings in Harare. A High Court order that divided time for church services between Bakare and Kunonga was suspended, following the granting of an appeal to Kunonga by Chief Justice Godfrey Chidyausiku.


COMMENT: There will be freedom and justice in Zimbabwe and it will come soon. But the journey to that point will be dangerous and painful for those who yearn for it. We have been asked specifically to pray for our brothers and sisters in this troubled land and so we will.

zimbabwe update: please pray

headline google

From INDYSTAR.COM:

Our Lady of Lourdes to
present May 16-18 show


At last, an itinerary. We will now know where and when to turn up.

the voice of moderate islam

From DIGITAL SPY:

A Pakistani TV channel was wrong to broadcast a prayer in which a Muslim scholar called for God to "ruin" Salman Rushdie, Ofcom ruled today.

During a live broadcast on Geo TV UK, in Urdu and from Pakistan, scholar Dr. Aamer Liaquat Hussain said: “O God I beg you for the sake of this night; ruin those who have blasphemed against Your beloved Prophet Muhammad, Peace be upon Him. Ruin them. Ruin Rushdie,
I beg you for his death. O God, give him death, O Provider; he has blasphemed your beloved. Oh God, we beg in Your Court for his death."

Geo TV told Ofcom Dr. Hussain was "known to be a balanced and impartial host with moderate views". In the past he had presented programmes with other religious leaders, speaking about their views to promote inter-faith harmony. However, the broadcaster said Rushdie had, in its view, “committed serious blasphemy”, and the host had "exercised his freedom of expression, in this very specific context, by condemning the blasphemous act".


COMMENT: It's good to see Ofcom condemning this awful behaviour. It is also good to see that Ofcom hasn't called for the death of the broadcaster concerned. But then, "That's the difference between you and me."

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From THE LOCAL (Sweden):

A couple of avid naturists in southern Sweden have revealed plans to begin catering for like-minded tourists at a picturesque farm near Skurup airport. With proprietors Steffen and Eva Brummer Pind offering a pick-up service from the airport, foreign travellers will be able to disrobe within minutes of landing in the country.

"You don't have to be a naturist to come here but you shouldn't be shocked by seeing people walk around in the nude," Steffen Brummer Pind told Metro.

The couple have recently renovated the farm stables, converting them into a living area with beds, a kitchen, and a sauna.

"And we have a 123,000 square metre garden to be naked in.

"Everyone is welcome," said Steffen Brummer Pind.

the cheek of it

From THE BBC:

A man who allegedly photographed more than 3,000 women's bottoms as they toured Venice has been arrested. The man was stopped after police became suspicious of a large bag he was carrying as he followed women through St Mark's Square. He has been charged with infringement of privacy which could earn this 38-year-old Italian from six months to four years in jail.

A police video shows a man in jeans and hooded top walking behind women. He is trying to position his black holdall close to their legs. Police said he was filming through a small hole in the side of the bag.

The officers had become suspicious when they realised he was only following women with short skirts. When they stopped or bent down to pick something up, he was clearly trying to angle the bag behind them.


COMMENT: I expect this is just another case of a true artist being misunderstood by Philistines. 

won't get fooled again

By now most of you will have read the Grand Tufti's message to his generals (the letter can be read in full at THINKING ANGLICANS). Most commentators are taking the line that it is less dictatorial than what Tom Wright's reference to it, a few weeks ago, prepared us for.

However, it isn't. It is dictatorial, it is just couched in misdirecting language. It's a semantic sleight of hand. This is the sentence that should get your alarm bells ringing big time:

As I noted when I wrote to you in Advent, this makes it all the more essential that those who come to Lambeth will arrive genuinely willing to engage fully in that growth towards closer unity that the Windsor Report and the Covenant Process envisage.

Tell me, what is the difference between agreeing to move to an already defined position and accepting that position in the first place? In fact, the concept of moving towards an unavoidable final position seems to me to be a nonsense, a waste of time, a political sham designed to convince onlookers that there is a discussion going on and participants that they are part of a discussion.

The Grand Tufti is a man of letters - so always read his letters very carefully because he knows exactly what he is saying. Won't get fooled again!

naked gun

From THE LOCAL (Sweden):

Lars-Olof Corneliusson, the former commander of a Swedish amphibious military unit based near Stockholm, is accused of trying to cover up an incident in which new conscripts fired shoulder mounted artillery cannons while in the nude. The leader of the exercise, which took place in 2004 and involved soldiers from the Amf 1 amphibious unit based in Vaxholm outside of Stockholm, was told by Corneliusson to destroy a film of the shooting, according to the Dagens Nyheter (DN) newspaper.

When the film was shown by Svergies Television’s investigative news program Uppdrag Granskning in May of 2006, it generated a great deal of controversy. The film shows a group of conscripts from Amf 1 shooting a shoulder-fired mortar wearing only helmets, and generated concern about a lack of security within the unit.


COMMENT: Quite right. It was a terrible example to set before the new recruits - they should have been wearing condoms on their helmets.

heresy leads to german flower ban

From THE LOCAL (Germany):

A controversial ban on the sale of fresh flowers in the state of Baden-Württemberg on Mother’s Day prompted two rebellious local mayors to come up with unusual ways to get the fresh blooms to residents. Residents of Gottmadingen in the south-western German state of Baden-Württemberg woke up on Sunday, Mother’s Day, to find Mayor Michael Klinger standing at the town hall at with three florists handing out fresh bouquets to passersby. In another village, Bretten, florists donated 2,400 long-stemmed roses which Mayor Paul Metzger distributed free of cost to mothers, fathers and children.

The bizarre events date back to a decision by the state government in the capital Stuttgart to enforce a controversial ban on fresh flowers on Pentecost Sunday. Since Mother’s Day, which is traditionally celebrated on every second Sunday in May, coincided with Pentecost Sunday this year, the state government insisted on the validity of the ban which foresees the sale of flowers only in certain exceptions.

Despite the happy end, Metzger warns that the fight with the state government over the flower ban will continue. Yet, it will be a while before things come to a head again – the next time Mother’s Day coincides with Pentecost Sunday is in the year 2035.


COMMENT: Well, what did they expect? They only have themselves to blame. If the Germans followed the teachings of the One True Church (C. of E.) and celebrated all things motherly on Mothering Sunday in Lent they would NEVER have this double-booking. In stead, they choose (or they had foisted upon them during their reeducation after WWII) the blasphemous, politically and commercially influenced, Mothers' Day invented in the United States of the Antichrist (U.S.A.). The fact that there appeared to be more posts on mothers than on the Holy Spirit put up on the Christian Blogosphere last weekend just shows how heresy seeps into the consciousness of even the most devout lesbian grandmother.

Monday, May 12, 2008

down the plug hole
smelling of domestos

From THE INTERNATIONAL HERALD TRIBUNE:

Since they first walked the planet, humans have either buried or burned their dead. Now a new option is generating interest — dissolving bodies in lye and flushing the brownish, syrupy residue down the drain. The process is called alkaline hydrolysis and was developed in the U.S. 16 years ago to get rid of animal carcasses. It uses lye, 300-degree heat and 60 pounds of pressure per square inch to destroy bodies in big stainless-steel cylinders that are similar to pressure cookers.

In addition to the liquid, the process leaves a dry bone residue similar in appearance and volume to cremated remains. It could be returned to the family in an urn or buried in a cemetery. The coffee-colored liquid has the consistency of motor oil and a strong ammonia smell. But proponents say it is sterile and can, in most cases, be safely poured down the drain, provided the operation has the necessary permits.

George Carlson, an industrial-waste manager for the New Hampshire Department of Environmental Services, said things the public might find more troubling routinely flow into sewage treatment plants in the U.S. all the time. That includes blood and spillover embalming fluid from funeral homes. Liquid waste from cadavers goes down the drain at the both the Mayo Clinic and the University of Florida, as does the liquid residue from human tissue and animal carcasses at alkaline hydrolysis sites elsewhere.

No funeral homes in the U.S. — or anywhere else in the world, as far as the equipment manufacturer knows — offer it. But because of its environmental advantages, some in the funeral industry say it could someday rival burial and cremation. Getting the public to accept a process that strikes some as ghastly may be the biggest challenge.

"We believe this process, which enables a portion of human remains to be flushed down a drain, to be undignified," said Patrick McGee, a spokesman for the Roman Catholic Diocese of Manchester (not the real Manchester).




COMMENT: And on that cheerful note, I am off to bed. In my absence, I'm sure NancyP will answer any technical questions you may have on rotting flesh and that sort of thing.

unpacked unmentionables
lead to pregnancy

Cherie Blair has revealed in her memoirs that the her son Leo conceived when she was 45, was the result of a weekend spent at Balmoral castle.

"A few weeks before, we had been on the usual prime ministerial weekend to Balmoral. The first year we had actually stayed, in 1998, I had been extremely disconcerted to discover that everything of mine had been unpacked," Mrs Blair said.

"Not only my clothes, but the entire contents of my distinctly ancient toilet bag with its range of unmentionables. This year I had been a little more circumspect and had not packed my contraceptive equipment, out of sheer embarrassment," she said.


COMMENT: Whaaaat!!! They had sex in the Queen's house? Was the Queen in residence at the time? Such bad manners borders on the treasonable. They'll obviously both be happy in the Italian Church - I mean, they already act like Italians. What is happening to my country?

the midnight jukebox



















This is a limited edition collection of folk song covers
that Natalie put out on her own label about five years
ago. Of course, she is a wonderful singer, but some
of her solo work has been a bit bland. This album is
anything but that and is certainly my favourite post
10000 Maniacs record.

For an unreformed socialist like myself, into folk and
soul, the first track is particularly mind-blowing (well,
it would have blown had it not already blown some
time ago, but you all know what I mean).

bad news from thibodaux

News has just come through to us of a terrifying, giant, fire-breathing lizard incident that occurred yesterday in the sleepy, little, Louisiana town of Thibodaux. Reports state, that whilst the congregation were dozing peacefully inside, St. John's Episcopal Church became the victim of an unprovoked attack by Godzilla, the famous Japanese film star. The oversized newt managed to lift the roof off the bell tower and then, just like in that scene with the toilet in Jurassic Park, he reached inside the church, grabbed hold of the priest, pulled him out and then ate him.

















Fortunately, before there was a chance for further bloodshed, a giant kitten, bred and owned by local monster hunter, June "Swampy" Butler, escaped from its owner's handbag and gave the dreadful dragon a right pasting.



















After the service at the parish breakfast, members of the congregation had the opportunity to purchase jams and home baked cakes from the monthly Ladies' Meeting stall.

death of a righteous gentile

From FOX NEWS:

Irena Sendler, a Polish social worker who organized the rescue of some 2,500 Jewish children from the Nazis and was later honored by Israel's Yad Vashem memorial, has died. She was 98.

Sendler was born Irena Krzyzanowska in Warsaw on Feb. 15, 1910. As a social worker with Warsaw's welfare department, Sendler masterminded risky rescue operations of Jewish children from the Warsaw Ghetto during Nazi Germany's brutal World War II occupation. Records show Sendler's team of some 20 people saved almost 2,500 children from the Warsaw Ghetto between October 1940 and April 1943, when the Nazis burned the ghetto, shooting the residents or sending them to death camps.

Under the pretext of inspecting the ghetto's sanitary conditions during a typhoid outbreak, Sendler and her assistants entered in search of children who could be smuggled out and be given a chance to survive by living as Catholics. Babies and small children were smuggled out in ambulances and in trams, sometimes wrapped up as packages. Teenagers escaped by joining teams of workers forced to labor outside the ghetto. They were placed in families, orphanages, hospitals or convents.

In hopes of one day uniting the children with their families — most of whom perished in the Nazis' death camps — Sendler wrote the children's real names on slips of paper that she kept at home. When German police came to arrest her in 1943, an assistant managed to hide the slips — which Sendler later buried in a jar under an apple tree in an associate's yard. Some 2,500 names were recorded.

"It took a true miracle to save a Jewish child," Elzbieta Ficowska, who was saved by Sendler's team as a baby in 1942, recalled in an interview with The Associated Press in 2007. "Mrs. Sendler saved not only us, but also our children and grandchildren and the generations to come."


earthly rewards

From THE DAILY POST (Liverpool):

The Bishop of Liverpool, the Rt Rev James Jones, and the Archbishop of Liverpool, the Most Rev Patrick Kelly, led a procession of up to 3,000 Christians through Liverpool yesterday on a Walk of Witness. They took it in turns to read a specially-created memorial liturgy as they walked from the Metropolitan Cathedral to Liverpool Cathedral.

Half-way between the two cathedrals on Hope Street, they stopped to unveil a 15ft bronze statue designed by sculptor Stephen Broadbent honouring the work of Bishop David Sheppard and Archbishop Derek Worlock. Among the first to admire the memorial which takes the form of two bronze doors was Grace Sheppard, wife of Bishop Sheppard, and Margaret Hayward, step sister-in law of Archbishop Worlock.

The sculpture was paid for by public subscription after an appeal from the Daily Post’s sister paper the Liverpool Echo, which saw hundreds of donations flood in from individuals, congregations, councils, companies and organisations.

Yesterday’s unveiling, during the Merseyside Churches Together walk, is the culmination of a three-year campaign to honour the memory of the two Christian giants who worked together to bring greater harmony between Catholics and Anglicans in the city.
















From THE ST. ALBANS AND HARPENDEN REVIEW:

The Bishop of St Albans has become the first in the Church of England to be made an honorary freeman of an Italian city. The Rt Reverend Christopher Herbert has been made an honorary citizen of Fano in the Marche region of Italy.

"Being made a freeman was a delightful surprise which itself is a tribute to the warmth felt in Fano for the people of St Albans diocese and city. The relationship between the two communities is an example of how twinning arrangements can embrace the spiritual as well as the temporal and I hope others will follow it," said Rt Reverend Herbert.

lambeth 2008:
official anthem unveiled

The Archbishop Of Canterbury has officially announced the winner of the SONG FOR LAMBETH competition. The winning song by Henry & The Folk (backed by The Scully children) narrowly beat the entry by a Mrs. Jane Williams of South London, and will be sung by all the gathered bishops every time the Archbishop of Canterbury enters the conference hall.

OCICBW... put it to the Grand Tufti that the song wasn't really very good. He replied that he agreed it was a bit of an abortion but that he thought it had potential.



death: the ultimate photo op

From EKKLESIA:

Burma's military regime is distributing international aid today. But it is covering the boxes with the names of top generals in an effort to turn the relief effort for last week's devasta