OF COURSE, I COULD BE WRONG...
AN OUTSIDER GOD BLOG.
Where the lunatics rave.
"... a kind of dangerous, endless recess in a global schoolyard."
(Archbishop Niederauer)
If you think you don't belong, you belong here.
So keep fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. And when you get through kickin' ass and celebratin' the sheer joy of a good fight, be sure to tell those who come after how much fun it was.I don't know about you,
but I practice a disorganized religion.
I belong to an unholy disorder.
(Kurt Vonnegut 1922 - 2007)
"As usual, the most objectionable material can be found at the MadPriest"
(Greg Griffiths)
According to Rome, I'm a layman. We have to talk about that first
(Saint Robert Runcie)
Its that sort of complacency that makes having notorious, inflamatory, outspoken activists such as Elizabeth Kaeton, Louie Crew and Madpriest evil necessities. (DBW)
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OF COURSE, I COULD BE WRONG... will not knowingly make fun of the divine or those less powerful than the writers of this blog. Please note: this does not mean we will never refer to divine things in our attempts at humour.

16 comments:
Ten Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain!
7. Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you ?
A Golden Retriever in a field of Daffadowndillies? Over the top, MP: WAY over.
Just sayin'.
cute dog. Happy Easter, MP.
Of course, your title is true. However, it seems that I could liberate the poor doggy from the pink ears without fear.
Prayers for your companion and for you and Mrs MadPriest. Can we have a name?
Yes
It's Mrs Jane MadPriest
Well, I meant the name of your dog who needs prayers. I like to have a name, if possible. Anyway, "Hi, Jane. It's good to know your name."
Abuelita Mimi, who said anything about a dog needing prayer?
I think MP is razzing Lapin about what he might think is dog abuse!
OK Mimi, I see that the dog needing prayer is in the next post down!
Carry on.
MP, may we have a name other than MP's sick dog?
My ears, with the compliments of another blogger, MP. Wear them with pride.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3135/2355630023_2d97710609_o.jpg
I say bedtime prayers with my dogs every night. They love Gregorian chant.
What JohnieB said.
MP, prayers for your dog and for the whole family.
"Pack Leader does the silliest things sometimes. But as long as I get to BE WITH Pack Leader, and the rest of the pack, I'm tail-waggin kewl widdit."
...thought JCF re MP and the rest o' the raving OCICBW lunatics. Happy Easter! ;-D
They love Gregorian chant.
The funny thing is, Ms. Culver, that I don't have a hard time picturing you doing that ;) Heh.
::waves and wishes the Culvers a Happy Easter::
Oh, I don't have a hard time picturing this at all, because I get to see it every night. It used to be said that "dogs have masters, cats have staff." I believe we can say accurately that Cavalier King Charles Spaniels have found a way to have staff too: at least ours have.....:-)
As one who has owned dogs from both breeds:
Golden: "I have no will but thine."
Wiener: "I have no will but mine."
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