Friday, September 12, 2008

bugger the pope joke
upsets the inviolable benny

From THE TIMES:

Addressing a Rome rally in July, Sabrina Guzzanti warmed up with a few gags about Silvio Berlusconi — her favourite target for her biting impressions — before moving on to some unrepeatable jokes about Mara Carfagna, the Equal Opportunities Minister and one-time topless model. But then she got religion, and after warning everyone that within 20 years Italian teachers would be vetted and chosen by the Vatican, she got to the punchline: "But then, within 20 years the Pope will be where he ought to be — in Hell, tormented by great big poofter devils, and very active ones, not passive ones."

The joke may have gone done well with her crowd on the Piazza Navona in Rome, but not with Italian prosecutors. She is facing prosecution for "offending the honour of the sacred and inviolable person" of Benedict XVI.

The Christian world may have been dismayed, even outraged, at the Muslim reaction in 2005 to Danish cartoons satirising the Prophet Muhammed, but Italian law enforcement appears to have had its own sense of humour failure. Giovanni Ferrara, the Rome prosecutor, is invoking the 1929 Lateran Treaty between Italy and the Vatican, which stipulates that an insult to the Pope carries the same penalty as an insult to the Italian President. Prosecution requires authorisation from the Ministry of Justice, for which Mr Ferrara has applied.

The July rally was called to protest against alleged interference by the Vatican and the Catholic Church in Italian affairs, from abortion to gay rights, but also to attack the Prime Minister for passing "ad personam" laws to protect his own interests and avoid prosecution on corruption allegations.

Dario Fo, the Nobel prize-winning playwright, said that applying the treaty more widely would even have led to the prosecution of Dante, since "he put a Pope in the Inferno as well, namely Boniface VIII".

“Shame of the Papal Chair! and art thou come,
Hollow and dismal from the fiery tomb,”
He cried – “a later doom the Prophet told –
But come, Seducer of the Spouse of God,
Who rul’d the christian world with iron rod,
Come! thine eternal revenues behold!”

COMMENT: I'm inviolable.
In fact, I can't play any stringed instrument.

19 comments:

Erika Baker said...

How can you violate an involable person?

And where is this about Jesus using the law to take his accusers to court?

MadPriest said...

Good point, Erika.
Have an honorary, MadPriest Doctorate. This allows you to write OCICBW... after your name and gets you off certain minor (but embarrassing) misdemeanors when committed on royal parkland.

Erika Baker said...

Wow!!
I wonder what I have to do to get some royal parkland round here.

Saintly Ramblings said...

Are you sure that's not a picture of Kirstie Allsopp? Her of the house search/buying programme?

David said...

certain minor (but embarrassing) misdemeanors when committed on royal parkland

Oooo...come on Erika, dish it out. Whatcha been doin' out there in the woods ?! ;)

As for the topic at hand, it amazes me that any, so-called "civilized" Western country could have laws on the books of the type the babelicious Ms. Guzzanti is being charged with...

MadPriest said...

Right!
Let's nip this in the bud before it gets out of hand and I end up being sued by an irate, out of work Erika with no friends.
Ms Baker has, as far as I know, never committed any misdemeanors on royal parkland (embarrassing or otherwise). However, the coveted OCICBW... Doctorate allows her to now do so without fear of prosecution.

Doorman-Priest said...

Can I have one of those? I have the parkland close by but no idea what I should do in it which counts as a minor misdemenour.

Could it become a lenten discipline?

Erika Baker said...

MP is right, David. I need the royal parkland first before I can commit misdemeanours.
But I'm already planning them.....

Lapinbizarre said...

In a way I hope they do charge her, then we can have the satisfaction of seeing the European Court stick it to them by invalidating the law.

Anonymous said...

I see that you omitted this part of the story:

"Even certain sections of the Church are unimpressed. Father Bartolomeo Sorge, a Jesuit scholar, told La Repubblica the move to prosecute Ms Guzzanzi was incomprehensible. "We Christians put up with many insults, it is part of being a Christian, as is forgiveness. I feel sure the Pope has already forgiven those who insulted him on Piazza Navona." "

MadPriest said...

I think Father Bartolomeo is both damning his boss with false praise and telling him what he should do.

Paul (A.) said...

Leviticus 18:22 only seems to condemn the top, so calling for the Pope to be a bottom for demons shouldn't be insulting, should it?

Phil Fuller said...

Enticing the pope to end his life is surely a mortal sin?

JCF said...

tormented by great big poofter devils, and very active ones, not passive ones

Contemplation of which sends Benedetto into squeals of praise for "Paradiso"...

MadPriest said...

Clever one, Phil. Well, clever as long as you don't live in Italy in which case the Church Police are probably on their way to arrest you right now.

rajm said...

"the same penalty as an insult to the Italian President" - i.e. none I hope.

Berlusconi is a convicted philandering loony - I'd better steer clear of Italy...

rajm said...

.. whoops wrong person - is there a penalty for insulting the Italian PM?

David |Dah • veed| said...

Is there a penalty for insulting the Italian PM?

Hung and drawn & quartered.

JCF said...

Raymond "Douchebag" Arroyo was chortling about this story on EWTN last night (in between tsk-ing those Evil Democrats, who are getting called on the imperial carpet, by their bishops)

F*cking Popoids. >:-(