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About Me
- MadPriest
- Newcastle Upon Tyne, England, United Kingdom
- a.k.a.
Rev. Jonathan Hagger
St. Francis Church
High Heaton
ABOUT THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
OUR PATRON
SAINT LAIKA PRAY FOR US
Rowan The Dog's Prayer
SAINT LADY,
Holy blind dog
and bishop
OF COURSE, I COULD BE WRONG...
AN OUTSIDER GOD BLOG.
Where the lunatics rave.
"... a kind of dangerous, endless recess in a global schoolyard."
(Archbishop Niederauer)
If you think you don't belong, you belong here.
So keep fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. And when you get through kickin' ass and celebratin' the sheer joy of a good fight, be sure to tell those who come after how much fun it was.(Molly Ivins 1944-2007)
I don't know about you,
but I practice a disorganized religion.
I belong to an unholy disorder.
(Kurt Vonnegut 1922 - 2007)
"As usual, the most objectionable material can be found at the MadPriest"
(Greg Griffiths)
According to Rome, I'm a layman. We have to talk about that first
(Saint Robert Runcie)
Its that sort of complacency that makes having notorious, inflamatory, outspoken activists such as Elizabeth Kaeton, Louie Crew and Madpriest evil necessities. (DBW)
"MadPriest, I agree wholeheartedly with your comment, twice"
(Grandmere Mimi - officially more evil than MadPriest & Padre Mickey)
Comments will stay up if they are funny, interesting, completely psycho or any permutation of the three.
OF COURSE, I COULD BE WRONG... reserves the right to employ sarcasm, innuendo and other low forms of wit.
OF COURSE, I COULD BE WRONG... will not knowingly make fun of the divine or those less powerful than the writers of this blog. Please note: this does not mean we will never refer to divine things in our attempts at humour.
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14 comments:
I always thought a sword fight involved two males...shrugs.
My junior warden is female.
But she hasn't been in office since 1977, nor have I.
Now I need to find out how to get those neat virges.
Dear Sir,
I wish to comlpain about the nasty and vicious slur published recently in respect of churchwardens. Whilst the stave is shown in it's correct usage the suggestion that wardens would devote such energy to anything so intellectaually contmptible as Star Wars is outrageous. I demand it's removal at once, else I shall seriously consider a letter to the Bishop.
Yours sincerely,
Themethatisme,
The Broom Cupboard,
St.Marys.
If you have letters to bishops lying about I suggest that you give them some more consideration than you have given to possessive pronouns.
Just sayin'.
I want to know what happened to the vergers.
Didn't realise I was being graded Paul. I'll be more careful in future. You're not ordained are you?
Just ignore him. I do. He suffers from grammatical o.c.d.
Not in orders; only a pundit. But there are standards to maintain.
Even here.
(Where some people think they know how to speak English.)
We all speak a level of English. Some, the Mother tongue, others, various dialects, and some of you better than others of us. But the important thing is that we, for the better part, mostly understand each other, even if imperfectly.
I think I understood that, David.
And I don't even know how to speak Mexican [channeling W].
I speak Eileenglish. Live it. Learn it. Get over it.
Live it. Learn it. Get over it.
That would be some of the uppity part. ¿Si?
And I don't even know how to speak Mexican
Neither do a lot of folks in Latin America. They would prefer we speak to them in English. They do not like our Spanish!
They prefer the Puerto Ricans'? They should quit while they're ahead.
When I was in the choir, the teenage acolytes in our church actually used to duel with the (lit) torch holders while we were waiting in the undercroft to start the procession. Who says Episcopalians don't know how to party?
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