Wednesday, 27 January 2010

BIGGER THAN MOSES

It's arrived!
















iPad - the new tablet from Apple.

I don't like the name - sounds like it should have wings.

35 comments:

  1. "wings"

    ROFLMAO that's what I was thinking too!!

    Someone had posted a favorable comment about iPad and I almost commented "is this some kind of new sanitary product for women??"

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  2. On Mashable, which is reporting the unveiling in real time. It's shiny and new and I'm just mesmerized.

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  3. Yes, I am watching the live blog from Gizmodo!

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  4. It took me a few minutes to get the wings joke.

    Much does not translate.

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  5. I think they should go with iMoses.
    When they do you all back me up when I sue them for billions for nicking my idea, okay? I'll buy you all a drink if I win.

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  6. I think the WSJ sort of beat you to the idea.

    "Last time there was this much excitement about a tablet, it had some commandments written on it."

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  7. More Shit We Don't Need.

    Thanks, Apple.

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  8. That is the biggest d*** iPhone I think I've ever seen! Could I make phone calls with it? I mean, it seems it will do everyting else except rake my cats' zen gardens.

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  9. iMoses?.... Why not iClaudius?

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  10. I think the birth control tablets were a much bigger deal.

    FWIW
    jimB

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  11. david virtue's bountiful bosom27 January 2010 20:26

    More iCrap for the iCult to get all giddy over.

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  12. Feck off, david virtue's bountiful bosom.

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  13. Me too, Tracie and MP. Nice to see it acknowledged.

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  14. LMAO @ the wings thing.

    This is the biggest iphone I ever saw - and I love my iphone, but not sure I need this. Think I'd rather have a macbook pro.

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  15. Ah yes, the trusty macbook pro; shaped for comfort shaped for confidence.

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  16. I'll bet it's nowhere near as good as Vista.

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  17. I'll back up MP on the iMoses idea but I want 20%.

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  18. The Rev. Dr. Christian Trill must be disciplined!

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  19. I just got a MacBook Pro and I'm glad to report that it's all it's cracked up to be, and more...

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  20. I'll stick with my MacBook Pro. This new creation is another piece I do not need. Plus that, in a few months they will release the "new and improved" version.

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  21. "...my cats' zen gardens."

    Oh, that's too funny, BooCat!

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  22. I'm hoping that there is a MacBook Pro in the near future for me. My PowerBook G4 is becoming a bit tired, thought to Apple's credit, the software is regularly updated.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFNQE_TzQNI&feature=player_embedded

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  23. It is more an iPod Touch (iTouch) on steroids.

    There is no phone and no camera built into these models, so I would wait until it has been "refreshed" at least once to see where it was going. The iPhone (JUN) & iTouch (SEP) have been on a 1 year refresh cycle.

    It has a built in mic and speaker so you could still make phone calls with one of the VOIP (Voice Over Internet Protocol) apps for the iPhone & iTouch with an internet connection over Wi-Fi or G3.

    But without a camera there is no live video chatting.

    But they have solid state flash memory instead of hard drives like a laptop, so they are fast, very responsive.

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  24. I prefer the Dell Mini. At least the screen has a cover.

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  25. The new Apple iPad’s the go
    It will suit a beginner, or pro
    It’s comfy for sure
    But it’s not for the poor
    And it’s not for a heavy night’s flow

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  26. Trust an Australian to manage to lower the tone of a conversation that started out at rock bottom.

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  27. Hurrah!! A limerick from Boaz. I was thinking there hadn't been one for a while.

    Trust an Australian to manage to lower the tone of a conversation that started out at rock bottom

    Yeah well, we beat you Brits at everything, don't we. Including this.

    Well done, Boaz!!

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  28. Well, it would seem I would still need my phone, my camera and my laptop (for serious applications). I can download books to my laptop now using my Barnes and Nobel Reader software (which was free) that works also with the Nook. So if I still have to take all of that other stuff, why would I need this? If they add a phone and and camera, put in some word processing aps and a way to print, then I'll consider it. What we need is a compact, all-in-one device so that we don't have to take a gazillion different devices with us everytime we leave the house.

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  29. Oh, BC, it can do word processing. The 3 Mac iWorks apps, Keynote, Numbers and Pages, have been beautifully redesigned to work on the iPad, and are only US$9.99 each in the Apps Store when the iPad is available.

    It would be very unwieldy for snapshots, but may eventually have a video camera for video chats. It has USB and card reader adapters to transfer photos directly from a camera or its memory card.

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