It does embarrass me that most of the records I post under this series come out of the USA. This is not blog policy. It's just that Americans are just so very good at making crap records.
But, good news! I have found some English pretenders to the throne who are certainly going to give the US acts a run for their money. I cannot begin to describe the awfulness of this group, and most especially their lyrics, unless somebody can come come up with a word to describe a level lower than the absolute pits.
This recording is what happens when some fool gives a pretentious, combined honours undergrad, with the IQ of a dead pheasant a CD by The Fall for Christmas.
Okay, here's the deal. 500 days off purgatory for getting all the way through it without cheating. And I'll double that if you actually listen to the lyrics. This will be very difficult because survival mechanisms in your brains will automatically kick in to block them out. You will probably find yourself having pleasant thoughts about root canal surgery rather than paying attention to this complete pile of s...e.
I'll be praying for you.