Well, I'm glad to say I have some good news. This headline from THE DARLINGTON AND STOCKTON TIMES was picked up on my newsreader earlier today:
I think this proves, beyond doubt, that Quakers are much nicer people than those ne'erdowell, taser happy, Mennonites and, of course, they also make excellent porridge.
Not a patch on Scott's porage - they do no such heresies as OatSoSimple flavoured with Golden Syrup!!!!
ReplyDelete(The horror, the horror!)
Is there truly no end to your reach MP? That is my local paper and it rarely reports anything of more import than 'Leaf falls from tree in Hutton Rudby: left wing homosexual muslim benefit scroungers suspected'
ReplyDeleteI'm with Father Dougal. The right choice of porridge in life is vital.
ReplyDeleteNothing is as bad as Ready Break. Who' responsible for that?
ReplyDeleteKJ
ReplyDeleteThe peaceful Mennonites in Northern Mexico make some delightful cheeses.
ReplyDeleteout of plastic explosives most likely
ReplyDeleteSo how long should a Quaker be cooked to make excellent porridge ?
ReplyDeleteDavid, are you a Mennonite?
ReplyDeleteDavid
ReplyDeletethat depends how flaky he was to start with.
Erika - you're on form today ...
ReplyDeletePS cheese made out of plastic explosives is the best sort, as everyone knows.
ReplyDeleteI have lived in areas of Iowa that include significant Quaker and Mennonite populations. They are lovely, peaceful people. I have given them your address, MP, so I suggest you keep your porch light on and peek out the window regularly.
ReplyDeleteMP, this is about something really important - not peace but footie (soccer, folks...). We'll miss Darlo. Revenge? Bottom of the league, and going down...
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