Sex & God & Rock & Roll
Can I submit a YouTube video as my submission?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25IH_OGIBus
No caption, but words from my Texas boyhood come to mind, "hock a loogy."(Ancient early 1970s Texas childish slang for particularly large colloidal expectorate).And that is a St. Peter's sized spittoon.
Ah, and here we see the Papal Spitoon in use...
It doesn't smell like wine...
"The latest addition to the Holy Father's Vomitorium." And how convenient that it is that he doesn't have to lie down to use it.VW = sylint
Perhaps we can include some of the submissions from a previous version of the game on the vacation blog as early competition entries?
Holy hooka !FWIWjimB
Squirrel?! What squirrel?
Shouldn't have had that thirteenth kamikaze.
This spittoon had better be cleaned by dawn tomorrow or there will be hell to pay.
The Papal Poppers were kept handy at all times.WV = Alecto (alectas, alectat coming next??)
Actually, Ben's up to a little blowing here.Ah-hem!!!
Benedict Hears A Who
Or, here's another one...Benedict worships at the silver altar after too much Communion wineAnyway, I'm stealing this picture...
MP, this is a repeat...already had it up ages ago...been there done that.
I like "Benedict hears a Who."It's so refreshingly wholesome for this blog.
OCICBW... is user led. If a reader sends something in I try my hardest to post it. To do otherwise would be rude (you'll need to get your hands on an English, English dictionary to look up the definition of the word "rude" as I don't think it's in common usage in the US).
Rude is a difficult word for us, MP. But I think of the Tea Party people as rude. Renz is just fussy.
He has the manners of a Welshman.
PS: "Benedict Hears a Who" was Joe's idea.
I solicited some ideas from my friends...here's what they came up with:David Dunbar: He's hunting for eggsTia Marie Kitchen: Blah blah Blah..ohhh shiney!Tia Marie Kitchen: "Come out Come out where ever you are!"Ursula Gerstenberger: where did I put my rosary?? OR Nice move cardinal, we will never get your glasses out of here.Me: Dammit - it's still water. Gotta try again. Me again: Uh-oh...I'll never get that wafer out of this thing...Gretchen Hyde: After a long night of competition the Captain of the Vatican beer pong team is feeling a little rough......... Tia Marie Kitchen: Do you really expect us to drink this crap?Lori Beth Williams: He's spitting tobacco!! Lori Beth Williams: He's preaching to the wrong choir! Chip Dockery: If I can just bend over a little more, I can hear the ocean...Chip Dockery: Maybe I can hide in here....Tom Cook: "Rinse and spit. Rinse and spit. I know I'm supposed to be more approachable, but why is my annual teeth cleaning now part of a Lenten Mass?"Tom Cook: "Wait, this isn't the cigarette lighter?"Tom Cook: "Hello, room service? Can I get some fresh wafers up here? What room am I in? Let me check the number."Tom Cook: "Pilot to bombardier, Pilot to bombardier, commence bombing of London on my mark."Yes, Tom can be really horrible at times...Aislinn Lujan: With the new "Pope-a-Scope" Benidict can see you sinning from kilometers around.Lori Beth Williams: He's bending over for the Altar Boy!!! OOOO!!! That was bad!!!Do you like any of those??
Renz, this just appeared for the first time the other day on the site I nicked it from. Anyway, if it had been seen before we are having fun going at it again!
I haven't seen a Pontifical Emesisorium in years. I think Wippell's sells them.
I gave it a good rub, so where's that genie got to?
I myself had gotten no further than the spitoon/vomitorium alternatives when my friend and former student, the novelist Dana Vachon, suggested: "Oh, What's that, Jesus? You want something to eat?"
Holy hell, I can't stop them! I've got more submissions!From Lugh Schoonover:In the Vatican Farting Contest, Pope Benedict braces himself for the "Big One"!Hey John Paul! Your ashes draggin'!Now, which one? The red wire or the blue wire? Decisions, decisions!Helloooo! Genie of the lamp!!! Hellooo!!! I want my three wishes! Hellooo!After injuring his back, Benedict finally decides that maybe the papal walker IS just a LITTLE too ostentatious! Won't this thing play ANYTHING but Gregorian chants?Okay, where's the handle to flush?!Gretchen Hyde:RICOLA!!!!!!!!!!!Stephen Choquette:So this is where we hid all the gold teeth and fillings!Lori Beth Williams:From my husband, James: Damn! I should've used Preperation H!
One from me:Bavaria's beloved German Shepherd inspects his new beer stein.
This will teach me to wave a picture of the Pope in front of my friends. They seem to get a little TOO happy about taking the mickey out of this guy.Wait...
Tracie, this obviously made your day! Happy to oblige!
Made her day? I have a strong suspicion I'm still going to be receiving entries from Our Trace on this one come Christmas.
...and only a few seconds later Barbara Eden changed the shape of the liturgy forever.
My comment was slightly misunderstood - it was already posted here at OCICBW. It was one of the first few "Caption Contests" I participated in.Imagine the pot calling the kettle black - look that up in your dictionary.
Ah! Not at OCICBW... but, I am told, at OCICBOV... And I'm not responsible for the filth and depravity or anything else that goes down at that blog.