WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM?

I usually steer clear of choosing Australian records for

this ongoing series which highlights the most cringeworthy

records that the human race has ever been subjected to.

The reason for this is that it would be too damn easy. A

good 90% of Australian records would qualify and we

would all get fed up eventually. Therefore, you will guess

that for today's choice, which is from down under, to have

been chosen it must be particularly awful. And you would

be right.

Slim Dusty was Australia's greatest Country and Western

singer who, in his long career at the top, never once made

a record that a human being, without profound hearing

problems, could listen to without wanting to end it all as

quickly as possible. This record is not by Slim Dusty (no,

that would be painful but not painful enough for you lot).

This is, in fact, a tribute to Slim Dusty.

Now look. I have given enough warning in this spiel to

put any reasonably sensible person off clicking on PLAY.

So, on your own head be it if you decide to proceed.

However, OCICBW... has always tried to reward the

foolhardy because they make life more interesting for

the rest of us. So, 500 days off purgatory, for you

(unlikely), or your next of kin (very likely) if you manage

to get all the way through it. And may the usual gods have

the usual mercy on your weird and unusual soul.