It surprises me that you are so squeamish about bestiality, Cathy. You being an Aussie and all that. From what I have seen on TV all Australian women end up sleeping with beasts. And as for Australian men - well, we've all heard the rumours and it must get very lonely in the Outback.
From what I have seen on TV all Australian women end up sleeping with beasts.
When you say "beasts", don't you mean "other prisoners"?
It's true about Australian males, of course.
I didn't think I was too squeamish, but when I was last back in Oz I got called a "bloody Pom" several times, "youse sound like a Pom!" etc, so I guess I must have acclimatised to this place, MP, and am slowly mutating into one of the English, curses!!! the horror the horror (tears hair and weeps)
Ye gods! Rick Santorum was right! :-0
ReplyDeleteMmmmmn, that's nice ... OMG what have you been licking?
ReplyDeletePoor dog, that person's a minger
ReplyDeleteI had EXACTLY the same thought, JCF!
ReplyDeleteYikes! Between you and Mimi's blog that's enough dog/sex references for one day, surely.
ReplyDeleteIt surprises me that you are so squeamish about bestiality, Cathy. You being an Aussie and all that. From what I have seen on TV all Australian women end up sleeping with beasts. And as for Australian men - well, we've all heard the rumours and it must get very lonely in the Outback.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I have seen on TV all Australian women end up sleeping with beasts.
ReplyDeleteWhen you say "beasts", don't you mean "other prisoners"?
It's true about Australian males, of course.
I didn't think I was too squeamish, but when I was last back in Oz I got called a "bloody Pom" several times, "youse sound like a Pom!" etc, so I guess I must have acclimatised to this place, MP, and am slowly mutating into one of the English, curses!!! the horror the horror (tears hair and weeps)
But proving, once and for all, that it is nurture, not nature, that turns people into Australians.
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