50 extra days off purgatory for the first truly unacceptable reference to the BVM.
Oh! I seem to have won them myself with:
Oh! I seem to have won them myself with:
"Well," thought Mary, "If I'm going to be stuck out here all day anyway it would be a crime not to take advantage of the opportunity to top up my tan."
"Why him? Too fat, my arse!"
ReplyDelete"What did I just say? No crucifying on the beach! You'll just bleed all over your towel! Get down off that cross now, young man!"
ReplyDelete"Would someone like to stretcher ME off?" says she, on the ground, who can't get up.
ReplyDelete(That should be offensive enough)
"Where are you going with my son screen?" shouted OBL.
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