Women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes, an Iranian cleric says. Hojjat ol-eslam Kazem Sediqi, the acting Friday prayer leader in Tehran, said women should stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.
"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he explained.
The reasoning is clearly flawless.
ReplyDelete...spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes.
ReplyDeleteI think The cleric is a little confused. When the "earth moves" when you are with your mistress it's not actually the earth moving...OCICBW
A young scientist has decided to test the hypothesis and is asking for volunteers.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell have they been up to in Iceland then?
ReplyDeleteIs it that woman who insists she's been sleeping with elves?
PS I thought "women jumping up and down all at the same time" was another way of saying "feminism".
ReplyDeleteIn their eagerness to blame women for something, I wonder --- do their men have so little self-control?
ReplyDeleteWell, yes, Cathy. Fat is a feminist issue.
ReplyDeleteThe earthquakes are caused by self-righteous males stomping their feet when their control and ego are threatened by females and LGBTs. They really shouldn't disturb the community beneath the earth's crust by knocking on their ceiling all the time.
ReplyDeleteIf that's true, MadPriest, jumping up and down would seem the most practical way to deal with it. It allows women to express their grievances and gives them a workout at one and the same time. Literally, you can get it off your chest.
ReplyDeleteWomen are such sensible people.