"I had surgery," Rekers said, "and I can't lift luggage. That's why I hired him."
I had no idea that rent boys could be so handy. What was I thinking last weekend, cleaning out the gutters all by myself?
Maybe this is the sort of "service" you are looking for, KJ.
Do they insure against accidents with the vacuum hose?
ReplyDeleteI don't want that woman's tatas anywhere near my my possessions.
ReplyDeleteWe don't have smei naked cleaners over here in the U.S.
ReplyDeleteWe don't have smei naked cleaners over here in the U.S.
ReplyDeleteMay be not, but you have semi-naked ones. Whilst "researching" this topic I found a couple in New York.
Whilst "researching" this topic I found a couple in New York.
ReplyDeleteGee -- another border-crosser.
But finding a semi-naked couple in New York isn't unheard-of.
And there is, if sweeps week TV is to be believed (and who would not?) totally nude house cleaning company in Los Vegas. (Where else?)
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I knew my readers would have all the info on nude domestics. You lot never let me down.
ReplyDeleteThere was a semi-naked couple in the local paper a few days ago.
ReplyDeleteYou see, my readers have a nose for this sort of thing.
ReplyDeleteDan Savage has proposed the immediate elimination of the phrase, "whatever floats your boat," and replacing it with "whatever lifts your luggage."
ReplyDeleteI remember seeing an advertisement for a male nude cleaner (I come across them all the time I'm afraid) which claimed that he was 'straight acting'
ReplyDeleteI think I should get credit for not making any "clean my clock" remarks. Uh...until now...doh!
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