There once was a statue, Jesus-style It was a biggy, like those ones near the Nile This little earner by the water You could enter with a quarter Till lightning struck the main entrance turnstile.
It had a steel armature taller than anything, metal or not, in the vicinity, and the armature was sitting in a lake. I am surprised that it hadn't been struck by lightning earlier.
There once was a statue, Jesus-style
ReplyDeleteIt was a biggy, like those ones near the Nile
This little earner by the water You could enter with a quarter
Till lightning struck the main entrance turnstile.
The Insurance Company ruled that it was an "act of God."
ReplyDeleteBig Butter Jeebus just melted away!
ReplyDeleteIt's not nice to fool with Mother Nature.
ReplyDeleteIt had a steel armature taller than anything, metal or not, in the vicinity, and the armature was sitting in a lake. I am surprised that it hadn't been struck by lightning earlier.
ReplyDeleteIn an interview, God the father noted that the disputed call was clearly not a touchdown...
ReplyDeleteFWIW
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