Tuesday, 15 June 2010

ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH BANS
DIVORCEES FROM EATING PIZZA

From FOX NEWS:

A 30-second television commercial that ran in the United States during the England-USA soccer match on Saturday has Catholic bloggers charging that the advertisement is blasphemous and mocks the core teachings of the church.

The ad begins with singing in Latin, and depicts an Argentine “church” – complete with a stained-glass window of a soccer ball -- in which the wildly popular sport is clearly what’s being worshipped.

Critics complain that Hyundai mocks the Eucharist, which Catholics believe to be the body of Christ, by showing “worshippers” on their knees receiving slices of pizza rather than the communion host. At one point the commercial shows a soccer ball covered with a crown of thorns, part of Jesus Christ’s passion.

Hyundai, a World Cup sponsor, apparently wanted to show how far some fans will go to support their cause.

“Fans show their loyalty in all kinds of ways; ours just buy another Hyundai,” the narrator says at the close of the ad.

The unexpected response created by the ad… prompted us to take a more critical and informed look at the spot,” the company said in a statement. “Though unintentional, we now see it was insensitive.”


COMMENT: The postmodern cynicism of the disciples of universal capitalism knows no bounds. Adverts such as this one are blatantly stating that the Church has been replaced by the market place and faith in God by consumerism. This advert is not a clever commentary on the modern zeitgeist. It is a song of triumph. A knowing "Up yours!", not just to Christianity, but to all who have fought against the commercialisation of everything. It is offensive. It is saying, accurately, that nothing, not faith, not joy in sporting achievement, is important to anybody anymore except for the never ending desire to own the latest product.

Progressive and liberal Christians should be just as offended by these attacks on our humanity as the most reactionary puritan. More so, as this issue is about freedom. The Hyundai advert is stating boldly that we are no longer free to choose. That we are all yappy, little Pavlov's dogs, conditioned to purchase whatever the stimulation.

13 comments:

  1. I'm just amazed that Hyundai believe that the majority of people still have a clue what the advert is referring to.

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  2. Hyundais are shit-boxes anyway. End of story.

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  3. "progressive puritan" - historically speaking, a tautology, not an oxymoron.

    But ya know that.

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  4. Well, the moron bit is definitely correct.

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  5. the moron bit is definitely correct

    "Exciting royal", by contrast, is definitely an oxymoron. And a moron, I suppose.

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  6. Can you have moronic oxymorons?

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  7. Well, if you are referring to a puritan it would be, as Cathy has already pointed out, a tautology.

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  8. You can certainly have moronic foxy morons. There's a few of them about. (See post on schoolgirls wearing miniskirts.)

    (PS. The king is a fink.)

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  9. Clueless executive, clueless advert author. They offended all two watchers of the game on US TV.

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  10. They offended all two watchers of the game on US TV.

    Nancy, you forget the Latino population in the US, your largest minority after white folk. I mean, come on, this is football!

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  11. I read one US commentator who stated that football (soccer) isn't a game fit for Americans as it is too easy for the result to be a draw (tie). Evidently the concept of not actually winning is an anathema to citizens of the good old USA.

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  12. Yes, the Viet Nam fiasco fucked them up a bit.

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  13. And yet, it's funny (I mean, by the description).

    I'm afraid my offense-o-meter is too belabored at this point, by "Mitre-gate" (which I just learned about in the past hour).

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