Thursday, 21 October 2010

KILLING BEAUTY

From THE LOCAL (Germany):

Officials in the western German state of Rhineland-Palatinate on Wednesday gave hunters permission to shoot an escaped panther that has been on the loose near the Belgian border for almost a year. Both the Koblenz regional environmental protection office and city licence agency (SGD) have approved hunters’ rights to kill the big cat, they said.

Tranquilising the animal is not a good enough option, officials said, because it could flee in the seven minutes it takes for the drugs to take hold.


6 comments:

  1. Tranquilising the animal is not a good enough option, officials said, because it could flee in the seven minutes it takes for the drugs to take hold.


    So why not a dart w/ a tranquilizer AND a tracking device? [Geez, we have to lecture the GERMANS on the virtues of technology? O_o]

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  2. But where would be the fun in that, JCF?

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  3. It's on the Belgian border?

    Here's my plan:

    Get a bunch of those Belgian RC priests and bishops, and send them in wearing suits of raw meat. You won't catch the panther, but a greater threat to humanity will be dealt with.

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  4. Careful Mark, JCF is dead set against executions done with any system of dispatch.

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  5. Executions?

    No!

    You can only execute human beings!

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