2000 days off Purgatory if you get all the way through it
without cheating. Unfortunately, the downside of that is
that listening to it all will feel like 3000 days of purgatory.
Aye, captain, I made it, but the temporal lobe has suffered a direct hit, and there's minor damage to the frontal and parietal lobes as well. The thalamus has also shut down. My vet will be contacting you for direct payment for medical procedures incurred. I must try one of those long chemically induced comas now. Cheers! Ah, I mean, OW, OW!!!!
I made it to the end and claim my 2000 days. Unlike clumber I already had brain damage, so I don't expect direct payment for repairs.
I actually thought it was funny. Like a lot of the stuff you put up here, to me the words were unintelligible, but the volume was not not ear splitting enough to make my ears bleed.
Aye, captain, I made it, but the temporal lobe has suffered a direct hit, and there's minor damage to the frontal and parietal lobes as well. The thalamus has also shut down. My vet will be contacting you for direct payment for medical procedures incurred. I must try one of those long chemically induced comas now. Cheers! Ah, I mean, OW, OW!!!!
ReplyDelete+clumber
I made 19 seconds. Do I get an award?
ReplyDeleteFWIW
jimB
Terrible.... "Hunnnneeeee"
ReplyDeleteAural evil.
I made it to the end and claim my 2000 days. Unlike clumber I already had brain damage, so I don't expect direct payment for repairs.
ReplyDeleteI actually thought it was funny. Like a lot of the stuff you put up here, to me the words were unintelligible, but the volume was not not ear splitting enough to make my ears bleed.
No, Jim. Not even a pat on the head.
ReplyDeleteLord have mercy! If anything in the afterlife is like that I refuse to die. Ever.
ReplyDeleteWell, I earned my 2,000. It is not the absolute worst you've ever inflicted on us. By the way, where do you find them?
ReplyDeletewv: "stamode" - A mental condition where the brain is in a mode or state to stay the course no matter how grim the circumstances.