Sex & God & Rock & Roll
Nice hat.
I don't think it's a hat. I think a giant sheep tick is eating his head.
Oh, my! What an awful moment for that dose of Ex-Lax to kick in!
The old woman in the front row thought the bishop constipated. Little did she know that even with two Tucks medicated pads clenched between his cheeks, Burke's hemorrhoids were still aflame and itching like crazy.
Merciful heavens! I don't think I've ever seen anyone look so miserable!
The altar boys look nervous.
There are medications for this kind of distress.
Mummified metropolitan meticulously mounted.
Where's his assistant, Fr. Hare?
Well, we could all hope, M.P. (Gasp! Did I actually say that?)
Server 1: "The whoopee cushion gag was a great one"Server 2: "I didn't put one on his chair."Server 3: "That's another fine mess he's gotten into."
A little hemorrhoid cream, and that swelling on top of his head will be gone in no time.
I think a giant sheep tick is eating his head.¨ Mad PriestThat´s the funniest line I´ve heard for weeks!Thanks
Ha! I'm glad I'm not the only one with a really sick sense of humour around here, Leonardo.
Alison FTW. {Ew.}
Put the kettle on; mother's feeling just a tad bit cranky.
He looks a pint short on embalming fluid.
"Oh God! I'm starting to crown!" thought the desperate weak sphinctered bishop.
Nice hat.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's a hat. I think a giant sheep tick is eating his head.
ReplyDeleteOh, my! What an awful moment for that dose of Ex-Lax to kick in!
ReplyDeleteThe old woman in the front row thought the bishop constipated. Little did she know that even with two Tucks medicated pads clenched between his cheeks, Burke's hemorrhoids were still aflame and itching like crazy.
ReplyDeleteMerciful heavens! I don't think I've ever seen anyone look so miserable!
ReplyDeleteThe altar boys look nervous.
ReplyDeleteThere are medications for this kind of distress.
ReplyDeleteMummified metropolitan meticulously mounted.
ReplyDeleteWhere's his assistant, Fr. Hare?
ReplyDeleteWell, we could all hope, M.P. (Gasp! Did I actually say that?)
ReplyDeleteServer 1: "The whoopee cushion gag was a great one"
ReplyDeleteServer 2: "I didn't put one on his chair."
Server 3: "That's another fine mess he's gotten into."
A little hemorrhoid cream, and that swelling on top of his head will be gone in no time.
ReplyDeleteI think a giant sheep tick is eating his head.¨ Mad Priest
ReplyDeleteThat´s the funniest line I´ve heard for weeks!
Thanks
Ha! I'm glad I'm not the only one with a really sick sense of humour around here, Leonardo.
ReplyDeleteAlison FTW. {Ew.}
ReplyDeletePut the kettle on; mother's feeling just a tad bit cranky.
ReplyDeleteHe looks a pint short on embalming fluid.
ReplyDelete"Oh God! I'm starting to crown!" thought the desperate weak sphinctered bishop.
ReplyDelete