A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his Mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the Flight Attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the Flight Attendant.
The busy Flight Attendant smiled, and said, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, " Yes, she did."
"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."
You owe me a keyboard! That should come with a "Swallow your coffee" headline.
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jimB
As a frequent flyer of Southwest, nothing in this story surprises me at all.
ReplyDeleteAgreed (w/ IT). This anecdote might be factual!
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm with Jim here! I had just made a fresh pot of tea.
ReplyDeleteAnd, yes, I fly Southwest often enough myself. They have a great sense of humor!
I am 6'7" tall and everytime I fly Southwest airlines I feel like they did not pull out on time.
ReplyDeleteJust thought I would share :-)
My favorite airline!
ReplyDeleteWho says we Yanks don't have rhythm?
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