Sex & God & Rock & Roll
Try as they might to distinguish themselves with separate holiday costumes, everyone was still uncomfortable aware that Bill and Will were Siamese twins.
When Santa gets bored in his grottoHe doesn't play Bingo or Lotto.He sits on a shelfAnd toys with an elf;"Sod this for a lark," is his motto.Courtesy of BBC's Radio 4 "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" show.
Please Santa, can you stiffen my bollard?
C'mon guys, I need lots more!
I shouldn't have mentioned you, Kenny. They're holding back.
And here I mistakenly thought that Father Kenny's lot were grumpy Anglican evangelicals.
Sitting on Santa's knee can be bad for your elf.
I hope FarmFoods paid you handsomely for this product placement.
SR, kindly leave the stage, please.
Hey Santa, "Fines Double in Construction Zones" (and for incidental sodomizing of highway workers?! :-0)
"Why oh why can't the parents change them before they set them on my lap?"