Sex & God & Rock & Roll
Oh, dear. That made me laugh.
...or, you could become an Australian priest (Non-Family-Firm archdiocese)
No. Australia is too far from civilisation for me.
ooooo a shocking slander!! I come from there, and I am civilised (I know you don't believe that but it's true).
It took three seconds to translate the concept, but then that made me laugh too.