"And she brushes her long blond hair . . . and I said 'Yes, You Look Wonderfu-u-u-l Tonight'".
[I believe Eric Clapton was referring to Cathy, too. Or an Afghan.]
Aw, when I was a young'un, an older cousin of mine had an Afghan Hound named "Doobie" (Those crazy HAZY 70s!) Sadly, Doobie was stolen (security on those old VW microbusses wasn't All That).
Well, probably, but I don't think David would like it there.
Also, your blog would run the risk of starting to resemble that church that kept losing its male membership to prison (the one you wrote about a few months ago, where someone killed someone else with a baseball bat during a service and then the pastor also went to jail for beating someone up).
David may be an unrepentant ne'erdowell, but I'm sure he's never killed anybody, Cathy. Your imagination seems to be running riot today. Have you been sniffing Pritt Stix again?
My sins lean much more towards lust and general hedonism vs. malice or wrath...
... and, of course, the inability to distinguish between "to" and "too" which, with all the pedants that hang around this place, is a bigger sin than murder, let alone general hedonism.
You may have escaped prison, David, but it's detention for you!
David, I really was not implying that you had murdered anyone, or would be likely to. My thought was just that if male OCICBW readers started going to prison in droves, it would start to resemble that church.
If Cathy has those eyes...
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oh, I loves me an Afghan :-)
ReplyDeleteoh, I loves me an Afghan :-)
ReplyDeleteOh, dear. You do love to feed your fan club good lines to come back on don't you Cathy?
And why not. :-)
ReplyDeleteBecause I have to read them first. It's embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteHurrah!! :-)
ReplyDeletewv - dazeds
"And she brushes her long blond hair . . . and I said 'Yes, You Look Wonderfu-u-u-l Tonight'".
ReplyDelete[I believe Eric Clapton was referring to Cathy, too. Or an Afghan.]
Aw, when I was a young'un, an older cousin of mine had an Afghan Hound named "Doobie" (Those crazy HAZY 70s!) Sadly, Doobie was stolen (security on those old VW microbusses wasn't All That).
I've always thought Afghan Hounds were lovely dogs. They remind me of late 1960's fashion models :D
ReplyDelete(Cathy, of course, requires no comparison to fashion models or otherwise to be considered babelicious ;)
wv: "jailmees" (what should probably happen to me for my somewhat less-than-pure thoughts)
Awww David! I don't think you should be put in jail :-) What would we do without you? ...
ReplyDeleteI should say thank you JCF too - sad story, Doobie - I hope he/she ended up in good hands :-(
ReplyDeleteThey have internet access in jails, don't they?
ReplyDeleteWell, probably, but I don't think David would like it there.
ReplyDeleteAlso, your blog would run the risk of starting to resemble that church that kept losing its male membership to prison (the one you wrote about a few months ago, where someone killed someone else with a baseball bat during a service and then the pastor also went to jail for beating someone up).
David may be an unrepentant ne'erdowell, but I'm sure he's never killed anybody, Cathy. Your imagination seems to be running riot today. Have you been sniffing Pritt Stix again?
ReplyDeleteNo, MadPriest, I haven't. Do you recommend them? ... :-)
ReplyDelete"Well, probably, but I don't think David would like it there."
ReplyDeleteI'm way to pretty to be put in jail... ;->
And no, never murdered anyone. My sins lean much more towards lust and general hedonism vs. malice or wrath...
My sins lean much more towards lust and general hedonism vs. malice or wrath...
ReplyDelete... and, of course, the inability to distinguish between "to" and "too" which, with all the pedants that hang around this place, is a bigger sin than murder, let alone general hedonism.
You may have escaped prison, David, but it's detention for you!
David, I really was not implying that you had murdered anyone, or would be likely to. My thought was just that if male OCICBW readers started going to prison in droves, it would start to resemble that church.
ReplyDeleteAnd she was found in the gutter with Pritt Stix on her face.
ReplyDelete... In other words, you really do think I could pass for a Geordie lass, don't you? :-)
ReplyDeletePS Anyway, I'm glad we've all agreed David is too pretty to go to prison.
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