... so they both whipped them out and laid them on the bar for us to choose the bigger. I swear, I could not see a lot of difference. Then this little poofter came in, looked at the two willies laid out on the bar and proclaimed, "Tonight I shall have the buffet!"
...and then some bastard nicked my camera!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, an excellent start!
ReplyDeleteAnd then the Ordinariate turned out to be *this* big
ReplyDeleteWell, yes, I do have two, but they're only this long.
ReplyDeleteAnd so I grabbed these two little deacons and I said "when are y'all gonna grow up!"
ReplyDelete"And when you're face-to-face with him, Rowan's eyebrows look about THIS big!"
ReplyDelete"The itsy, bitsy spider . . ."
ReplyDelete... so they both whipped them out and laid them on the bar for us to choose the bigger. I swear, I could not see a lot of difference. Then this little poofter came in, looked at the two willies laid out on the bar and proclaimed, "Tonight I shall have the buffet!"
ReplyDeleteI'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!!!
ReplyDeleteBrother Dahveed rules!
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