Monday, 28 February 2011

GRANT STORMS WHIPS IT OUT

From WDSU.COM:

Grant Storms, a conservative pastor, was arrested Friday on accusations of masturbating in a public park after two witnesses told deputies they saw him touching himself while watching children on the playground at Lafreniere Park in Metairie.

Storms told deputies he was just having lunch at the park when he had to go to the bathroom, so he relieved himself in a bottle.

Storms is known for staging protests against Decadence, an annual gay celebration in the French Quarter. In 2003, he organized a march in opposition of the event, calling it "nasty" and "depraved."


9 comments:

  1. creeps -- they are all creeps --- and they hate themselves but take it out on others. Just my opinion.

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  2. Just my opinion.

    I very much doubt it.

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  3. "Hey, kiddies,..."

    No, don't go there Boaz...

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  4. Decisions, which do I do first?

    Vomit? }-0<<

    Or spork out my eyeballs? |-X

    [This post really needed a WARNING!]

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  5. I haven't been to Joe.My.God. yet today . . . but I'm betting he's got this!

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  6. Yup.

    http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2011/02/new-orleans-anti-gay-pastor-grant.html

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  7. I believe in the American family: Dad, Mom, Junior and Princess . . . and Uncle Todd, who waves his penis!

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  8. Mark: excellent - you've made me larf :-)

    JCF, don't spork your eyeballs out. How will you look at pretty gurls after that?

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  9. Stop it Mark! If I laugh any harder, I'll spork my stitches!

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