Please forgive the wee, Irish joke in the title to this post and pop over to ST. LAIKA'S for a drop of the old communion wine and lots and lots of music. With all the Irish tunes available it was always going to be a good one - and it is, to be sure.
And if that is a bit too religious for you here's something downright irreligious from Jim:
Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America , we might as well do as the Americans do."
As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling, "Hot Dogs, get your dogs here," and they both walk towards the hot dog cart.
"Two dogs, please!," says one.
The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush, and then staring at it for a moment, leans to the other Nun and in a soft brogue whispers......
"What part did you get?"