alerting us about this major health scare. Apparently
the main symptoms of this awful disease are confusion,
neck pain, the overwhelming urge to bang your head
against the nearest wall and, eventually, madness.
Unfortunately Norton have completely missed this one
and it has already spread throughout the world.
Basically, we are all doomed!
Are you suggesting that Mimiviruses are most dangerous in June?
ReplyDeleteYes, Paul. That's the month they bust out all over.
ReplyDeleteTom Butler (aka "Patient Zero"---not to be confused w/ MP, aka "Zero Patience") demonstrates that this is actually a beneficial virus. ;-/
ReplyDeleteJCF, you're a sweetie.
ReplyDeletedemonstrates that this is actually a beneficial virus
ReplyDeleteHa! You wait till it mutates.
Mimivirus certainly causes less itching, moaning and general soreheadedness than MadPriestitis (a virus dreaded across the breadth of Scotland since it was struck with a terrible epidemic of the same last autumn and from which it has not yet fully recovered).
ReplyDeleteIf I had to choose a malady, however, I would choose milakunis, which allows one to have two orgasms at the same time (or so I learned on this blog).