A Grade-B film producer came up with a brilliant idea to make an action movie about 18th-century composers. So he approached well known action movie stars and told them of his idea.
Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger all thought it was a great idea and agreed to co-star in the film.
The producer was so excited by this that he let the actors choose who they wanted to play in the movie.
Sylvester said, "I'll be Mozart."
Jean-Claude said, "I'll be Beethoven."
And big Arnie thinks for a minute and says, "I'll be Bach."
COMMENT: If this doesn't stop I'm going to ask the UN to impose a NO JOKE ZONE in my webspace.