A Grade-B film producer came up with a brilliant idea to make an action movie about 18th-century composers. So he approached well known action movie stars and told them of his idea.
Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger all thought it was a great idea and agreed to co-star in the film.
The producer was so excited by this that he let the actors choose who they wanted to play in the movie.
Sylvester said, "I'll be Mozart."
Jean-Claude said, "I'll be Beethoven."
And big Arnie thinks for a minute and says, "I'll be Bach."
COMMENT: If this doesn't stop I'm going to ask the UN to impose a NO JOKE ZONE in my webspace.
"If this doesn't stop I'm going to ask the UN to impose a NO JOKE ZONE in my webspace."
ReplyDeleteI thought they already had done so.
These are jokes of mass destruction.
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLO!!!!
ReplyDeleteTruly sick.
Great joke on Bach's 326th birthday!
ReplyDeleteYou would have to know Paul (A.) ... as I always say: Gotta love Paul (A.). Although I must admit this one is over the top.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, he really is a brilliant guy and a neat person!
Oh, dear...
ReplyDeleteOh, that's excellent! (In the very best groan-worthy tradition, of course!)
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