Sex & God & Rock & Roll
That is TERRIBLE! And I have tweeted it.
Oy vez mir!
I love it!I am gonna post it on facebook, with credit (you should pardon the word) of course!FWIWjimB
You make sure you credit Tracie. It's nothing to do with me. No way!
Oh, Tracie!!! Mercy, mercy!(But it's cute!)
It is good, but here is one even worst:Passover is approaching. At the sedar table, every Jewish child willbe retold the story of Moses and the Pharaoh, and how God broughtboils, locusts, hail and the other plagues onto the Egyptians.Yet in spite of this overwhelming evidence of God's intentions,Pharaoh refused to let the Jews go, until a tenth plague, the death ofthe first-born children was inflicted on every Egyptian home, passingover the Jewish homes. Only after this tragedy did the Pharaoh relentand let the Jews leave slavery and Egypt to begin their journey to thepromised land.This has been known for generations. What has not been known is whythe Pharaoh, in the face of such overwhelming evidence would refuse torelease the Jews after the first nine plagues.It took eight years of research by Elizabeth Kubler-Ross, the renownedpsychiatrist, to find the definitive answer. Dr. Kubler-Ross spentthose years studying the Dead Sea Scrolls before discovering theanswer. And once found, it was obvious. The Pharaoh was still in deNile
Ok, here's another:while going through an airport, during one of his manytrips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair and beard,wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff.President Bush went up to the man and said, "Has anyone told you thatyou look like Moses?"The man didn't answer. He just kept staring straight ahead.The president said, "Moses!" in a loud voice.The man just stared ahead, never acknowledging the president.The president pulled a Secret Service agent aside and, pointing to therobed man, asked him, "Am I crazy or does that man not look like Mosesto you?"The Secret Service agent looked at the man and agreed."Well," said the president, "every time I say his name, he ignores meand stares straight ahead, refusing to speak. Watch!"Again the president yelled, "Moses!" and again the man ignored him.The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe andwhispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?"The man leaned over and whispered back, "Shhhh! Yes, I am Moses."The Secret Service Agent asked Moses, "Then, why are you ignoringPresident Bush?"Moses answered, "The last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 yearswandering in the desert and ended up leading my people to the onlyspot in the entire Middle East with no oil. I can't let that happenagain."
He he he! :-)
::rimshot::Thank you! They'll be here all week! Try the veal, and be sure to tip your waitress...