Of course he did, but you have the wrong Birmingham. As any good American Southerner will tell you, he actually visited Birmingham, Alabama in order to declare the Bible, as interpreted by the Southern Baptist Convention, to be forever infallible. (Ducks quickly).
It can't have been Birmingham in England. It's not very hellish here, and I don't know why he'd bother harrowing it either as the soil's not very good.
Oh, the snark!
ReplyDeleteOf course he did, but you have the wrong Birmingham. As any good American Southerner will tell you, he actually visited Birmingham, Alabama in order to declare the Bible, as interpreted by the Southern Baptist Convention, to be forever infallible.
ReplyDelete(Ducks quickly).
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ReplyDeleteYes, you're right, Crystal. You are entirely responsible for this thought for the day.
ReplyDeleteIt can't have been Birmingham in England. It's not very hellish here, and I don't know why he'd bother harrowing it either as the soil's not very good.
ReplyDeleteOh, come now, Robert. The ring road alone is one of the inner circles of hell.
ReplyDeleteWho can tell what the Creeds say? We mumble them so!
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