2000 days off purgatory if you get all the way through this without cheating. And, believe me, I am not being generous. You will have earned every second of your reprieve. In fact you may well consider descending into hell just to avoid the experience.
Ah, but there is no hell, remember MP?
ReplyDeleteIf there is no hell, how do you explain the troll.
ReplyDeleteSusan there must be hell, this woman is lead singer somewhere!
ReplyDeleteI lasted 26 seconds, 2 of them because I was shaking as I reached for the keyboard!
FWIW
jimB
I told you, MP. He is Glenn Beck! Recently fired from Fox News here in the US. He's bat shit crazy. It's a perfect fit!
ReplyDeleteMy dear MP,
ReplyDeleteI feel compelled to remind you about James' exhortation against being a stumbling block to others.
The number of times I was tempted to take the Lord's name in vain erases any benefit I gain from your purgatorial indulgence. In fact, I may be in the hole by a few hundred days thanks to this.
I yawned from boredom, stopped the music and went over to Loud Friday.
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I got nothin'.
Nope, 34 seconds was enough, thanks. Who knew "Bolero" had a vocal track?
ReplyDeleteOk MP - Not only did I sit through the entire thing, but so did the heavily pregnant Mrs. Caliban, who'd hoped it might induce labour. No such luck - personally I think it convinced the little guy to stay where he is and avoid the outside world at all costs.
ReplyDeleteWho/what is it, and what was she/it singing about?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
ReplyDelete1.09 only. Didn't understand a single word. Unfortunately I'm now humming that repetitive "tune", so I shall go and take a shower to try and wash my sins away.
ReplyDeleteThe word verification for this is "sninger", which seems spookily apt!
Got all the way through - four minutes - did not understand one word. Is that English she's singing? Xena, Warrior Labrador Princess of all Norwalk, made a pained "yip" in the middle and settled down to destroy her toy until it was all over. An animal companion warning would be helpful in future so I do not inadvertently destroy Princess Xena's brain.
ReplyDeleteFortunately, the phone rang just under half way through so I had to stop. The Lord is merciful (unlike MP, apparently:)). It was a wrong number, but I can't bring myself to start the whole track all over again. There are limits...
ReplyDeleteOh my.
ReplyDeleteSounded like piano practice from hell.
Made it! 'though I also could not understand a word. Thank God for crappy laptop speakers.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit that I had to stop listening after less than a minute.
ReplyDeleteThat's nothing to be ashamed of, Daniel. It just means that you are a relatively normal human being.
ReplyDeleteWhere is this person from and what language is that? Please don't tell me it is English. I can usually make it to the end of you purgatory challenges, but not this time.
ReplyDeleteIs that French? Je suis malade.
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