A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded "You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know whom you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee..
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back "And do you know whom YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God....!!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.
God delivers coffee and we have to say 'thanks'? Lol.
ReplyDeleteI heard a variant of this involving Assad (father of the current dictator of Syria).
ReplyDeleteRegarding your headline: Well, we mustn't be too predictable, now, must we?
ReplyDeleteNot predictable?
ReplyDeleteI suspect an impostor.
Ha. Takes one to know one. I KNEW you were going to say something like that! :-)
ReplyDeleteSince when have nice clean jokes been allowed on this blog?
ReplyDeleteErika
Well, I saw who it was from and just posted it assuming that it was filthy. It wasn't until I started receiving complaints that I realised my mistake.
ReplyDeleteThat's good to hear, MP, I'm glad you're still keeping up standards.
ReplyDeleteErika
To be honest, it's not very difficult to keep OCICBW...'s standards up at their usual level.
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