Great news! The Oxford University Press has, at last, published the pocket edition of their popular book "How To Understand Women."
PLEASE NOTE: This edition does not contain the section "How To Understand Women From Louisiana." The OUP say that they hope to be publishing those two volumes next year.

And naturally, "How To Understand A Man" is this:
ReplyDeleteShow up naked
Bring food
... and lots of beer.
ReplyDeleteWhat's to understand?
ReplyDeleteWho?*
ReplyDelete*Quoting John McCain's PR person's response when asked by a reporter to comment on Rick Santorum's statement that McCain didn't understand how torture worked.
We are uncomplicated creatures, Tracie.
ReplyDeleteThoughts wending yours and Joe's way.
To review:
ReplyDeleteShow up naked.
Bring food and beer.
Repeat, unchanged.
[That's my second X chromosome snarking, and my first X chromosome, feeling guilty. Being genderqueer ain't easy! :-p]
Being genderqueer ain't easy
ReplyDeleteNo, but it can be good fun. Also you can always claim affiliation with the gender not being berated at any particular time. Which I notice you regularly do :-)
Them's fightin' words! Let's step outside... (said my first X chromosome ;-/)
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