IT MAY BE THE END OF THE WORLD BUT THAT'S NO REASON NOT TO HAVE FUN (2)
Late Saturday night drain the petrol out of the cars of half the people who go to your local evangelical church so they can't get to the service on Sunday. Then video the faces of the other 50% who do turn up.
Now that's wicked, and hilarious.
ReplyDeleteOooh!! Good one!
ReplyDeleteGo their church on Sunday morning, open the door, look inside and say "Eh, you're still here then?"
ReplyDeleteOh, that is SO funny!
ReplyDeleteYou outdid yourself in the cleverness department with this one, MadPriest.
Say to the congregation, "Hey, I walked past the pub on the way here. Door open, no-one inside. Most unusual."
ReplyDeleteOh, what an excellent start to the day! Still laughing.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, Mickey and Boaz. Far less labour intensive than my suggestion and just as satisfying.
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