I have received an imaginary email from A CERTAIN ELDERLY GENTLEMAN who is new to the blogging scene. He has asked me to point out to my readership that he is most definitely not a troll and the only reason he has been commenting anonymously is that he has not yet come up with a good pseudonym for when he's online. The suggestions he has received so far, "Benny. My. God.," "Hitler Youth" and "Big Boy" (which was his secretary's suggestion) are, in his opinion, not quite right for the trendy image of himself that he's trying to get across. So, knowing that you lot are top flight creative thinkers, he has asked me to ask you to come up with a handle for him.
There's a plenary indulgence from the very top, for the inventor of the winning suggestion. So I suggest you get to it, straight away.