I have received an imaginary email from A CERTAIN ELDERLY GENTLEMAN who is new to the blogging scene. He has asked me to point out to my readership that he is most definitely not a troll and the only reason he has been commenting anonymously is that he has not yet come up with a good pseudonym for when he's online. The suggestions he has received so far, "Benny. My. God.," "Hitler Youth" and "Big Boy" (which was his secretary's suggestion) are, in his opinion, not quite right for the trendy image of himself that he's trying to get across. So, knowing that you lot are top flight creative thinkers, he has asked me to ask you to come up with a handle for him.
There's a plenary indulgence from the very top, for the inventor of the winning suggestion. So I suggest you get to it, straight away.
Well, gosh, if he wants to be trendy, how about "Trendy Dude"?
ReplyDeleteRed Shoes
ReplyDeletePop-eye
Vat69
Wholly Sea
White smoke
Good suggestions, SR. I particularly like pop-eye.
ReplyDeleteI like "Wholly Sea"
ReplyDeleteInfalliBenny
ReplyDeleteMy favourite would be the counter-intuitive *Don Camillo* (to make him more appealing), but I grant you this is not very - or indeed at all - trendy. As the ultimate guy in the white hat, how about *Lone Ranger*? Or, in anticipation of his utterances, *Pontificator*? *Papal Pepe*? Gets coat...
ReplyDeleteVery good, annski.
ReplyDelete"The Pontificator." Yes, that is a definite contender.
ReplyDeleteMr. Infallibility or The Chosen One
ReplyDeleteRatzReitz
ReplyDeleteInFalliBibble
IVasJustGivingOrders (double entendre!)
RatZingers!
WhatHappensInTheVatican,Stays...
Vati-Can-Can!
Benny and the Vats
ReplyDeleteI like Mr. Infallibility and I like RatZingers!
ReplyDeleteprada toes
ReplyDeletePrada toes - good.
ReplyDeletePrada tootsies, maybe.
iPope
ReplyDeleteLacey Undergarments
ReplyDeleteNarrow but possibly not straight.
ReplyDeleteWV = forkem
so what does that say?
I rather think Georg's contribution would "Liebchen".
ReplyDeleteiPope? Oh, very good.
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