Waving flags and donning red T-shirts and hats, hundreds of Christians took to the streets of downtown Calgary on Sunday to march and praise Jesus Christ
The event also brought something not seen too often anymore: a small aircraft dragging a banner across the sky.
The banner read: CHRIST IS COMING BE PREPARED!
COMMENT: Okay, we know that this means we have to trim our wicks (which doesn't apply to any Messianic Jews, of course, who will already have trimmed wicks). But what else do we need to do to prepare for his visit? Your suggestions please.
Put on pants. Clean knickers would probably be a plus (cleanliness being next to godliness, you know).
ReplyDeleteWV: Days (as in end of)
Put on pants. Tick.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Tim.
Look busy.
ReplyDeleteStraighten up the house.
ReplyDeleteLie back and think of the Kingdom.
ReplyDelete[Is there a Morning-After Pill for Christ's Coming? Yes, I'm being blasphemous. The lot in the picture---hundreds there, and not one of 'em would attend *my* wedding, I bet---bring that out of me.]
Ah, Father Christian is of a like mind.
ReplyDeleteMow the front lawn.
Repeat 'Praise Jesus" or "I'm
ReplyDeleteblessed" at least every 3rd sentence.
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I'm more familiar with what I don't want to be caught doing than what I ought to be about.
ReplyDeleteJust make sure there's plenty of incense, KJ. He likes lots and lots.
ReplyDeleteBreak out the cannabis - lots of it.
ReplyDeleteI am just going to keep on keeping on. If you have to spiff up first, I think you are already in a heap of trouble.
ReplyDeletewv: platili--Play till he comes!
I dunno - broil some fish? He seems to like that.
ReplyDeleteOh, and make sure you have some big containers of water. He has this trick he likes to do at parties.
ReplyDeleteHide the crucifixes.
ReplyDeleteHide crucifixes. Tick.
ReplyDeleteVery tactful, Chris. Good suggestion. Thanks.