ABC thought-bubble: "I can't believe his imperialist institution---English DIE!---is going to outlive mine!"
Prince thought-bubble: "While they dilly-dally over Babelicious Bishops, I've got a Babelicious Granddaughter-in-Law---OF COURSE we're going to outlive them!"
I don't know what you're laughing at. Bloody church has gone to the dogs!
ReplyDeleteDam-me! I though you chaps had pointed heads inside those hats of yours!
ReplyDeleteMadame Tussaud's new exhibition "People who Look More Alive in Wax than in Person" opened to a crowd of 4, twice what was expected.
ReplyDeleteDogs, ya know we like to bite!
Trim your goddam eyebrows, you fool.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, THIS is my most ingratiating smile!
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ReplyDelete"The mummy speaks!"
ReplyDelete"Bugger off!"
In answer to Mr. Bosom's caption. . .
ReplyDelete"I will if you get a better barber!"
...really? Which queen said that?
ReplyDelete{ABC and Prince make mindless small-talk}
ReplyDeleteABC thought-bubble: "I can't believe his imperialist institution---English DIE!---is going to outlive mine!"
Prince thought-bubble: "While they dilly-dally over Babelicious Bishops, I've got a Babelicious Granddaughter-in-Law---OF COURSE we're going to outlive them!"
One person to the other (you pick), "I have some good news and I have some bad news."
ReplyDelete"You look awfully like that bloody stupid Archbishop of Canterbury"!
ReplyDelete"Everyone at Lambeth just loves you on 'The Simpsons,' Mr. Burns!"
ReplyDelete"Excellent, Smithers!"
ReplyDelete"No, sir, we're actually allowed by law to speak Welsh, now."
ReplyDelete"Devil you say! Well, suppose you lot have to have some sort of sop for being so easily conquered!"