It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
And just this week, in Bryan, TX a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
Ha!
ReplyDeleteSounds like Oklahoma right now.
(If anyone is inclined to join me in praying for rain, that would be nice...)
The joke came from Oklahoma.
ReplyDeleteNot surprising!
ReplyDeleteUnitarians were using invisible ink.
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