According to a documentary I watched the other day on TV there is a parallel universe somewhere out there where Jeffrey John is the Bishop of Oxford and I've still got a job. According to the talking heads on the programme, because of the behaviour of particles at the sub-atomic level, every time a decision is made in our universe an alternative reality pops into being which follows the path we decided against.
So, my gay friends, remember that next time you are beaten up in the street for being slightly different to other people. There is a universe out there where gay people are having a bloody marvellous time and their good fortune is all down to the sacrifices you have made. And also, do you really want to live with the guilt of knowing that in having won some breakthrough vote on gay rights you have condemned another whole universe to perpetual homophobic bigotry?
My brain hurts.