MEga church means that you will soon be wealthy beyond imaging,having affairs, pick up a drug habit, and get a hairpiece. Not necessarily in that order. I'd be careful, I would.
You know me, IT. I always have to do things differently. I will be the first megachurch pastor to not make a dime out of God. It won't be deliberate. It's just my life.
MP, we know about your refined accent but if you want to be a maga church you have to make some changes. Repeat after me, "Jeeeeeezuz." No! One e, really really really long. Try again!
MEga church means that you will soon be wealthy beyond imaging,having affairs, pick up a drug habit, and get a hairpiece. Not necessarily in that order. I'd be careful, I would.
ReplyDeleteYou know me, IT. I always have to do things differently. I will be the first megachurch pastor to not make a dime out of God. It won't be deliberate. It's just my life.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the beautiful tall, blond, tanned cabana boys in MP's future...
ReplyDeleteLOL
I'll share.
ReplyDeleteIt's the Christian thing to do.
HA! Told jya :>)
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Oh, IT. That's funny, funny, funny!
ReplyDeleteMP, we know about your refined accent but if you want to be a maga church you have to make some changes. Repeat after me, "Jeeeeeezuz." No! One e, really really really long. Try again!
ReplyDeleteGonna be a long road folks.
FWIW
jimB
How come the collection basket isn't overflowing? Truly, I don't understand.
ReplyDeleteThat's because it's an Anglican megachurch, Mimi :-)
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