A woman with fake boobs was in agony when one implant exploded after she was shot in the chest with a paintball. The 26-year-old's soft gel implant ruptured under her skin when the ball hit her breast at 190mph.
A spokesman for UKPaintball said: "We want to ensure nothing like this happens ever again. We're now providing additional padding around the chest region to any surgically enhanced female participants. They just need to contact their local venue, tell them they have fake breasts, let them know their bra size and then the centre will take care of the rest."
Brilliant ..... I do hope you don't mind me including this in my Monday Media post.
ReplyDeleteIt would be an honour, Petty. Freely I steal, freely I give.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't look like a madam. She looks like a 6th grader. Other than that, it's very funny!
ReplyDeleteIf thats a gun in your pocket be careful of my boobies.
ReplyDelete...If not, fire away!
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