Pastor Camping, whose brain's on the blink Says the world will be soon down the sink "It's this Friday for sure Its all there in God's law" Guess that's still time enough for a drink.
'But remember Therrrr Biiiiiible was originally written in America so naturally all times relate to Central Mid-West Time.'
Nonsense; it was written by King James, so its obviously GMT. Once Camping and the other idiots have been raptured, the rest of us should be able to live in peace.
Not that old party trick.
ReplyDeleteShiva's done this how many times, now?
Pastor Camping, whose brain's on the blink
ReplyDeleteSays the world will be soon down the sink
"It's this Friday for sure
Its all there in God's law"
Guess that's still time enough for a drink.
Hang on a second! Aren't you lot down under supposed to be dead already?
ReplyDeleteGreat limerick!
No, not quite.
ReplyDeleteIt's still 2 hours and 6 minutes till Friday ends and Saturday begins here in Oz.
But remember Therrrr Biiiiiible was originally written in America so naturally all times relate to Central Mid-West Time.
Hey, even more drinking time! I think I will open that other bottle.
Good, I can use some rest.
ReplyDeleteAnd just when I was going make use of my VW carefree maintenance!
ReplyDeleteI love it, Boaz!
ReplyDelete'But remember Therrrr Biiiiiible was originally written in America so naturally all times relate to Central Mid-West Time.'
ReplyDeleteNonsense; it was written by King James, so its obviously GMT. Once Camping and the other idiots have been raptured, the rest of us should be able to live in peace.
I'm glad I didn't read this until Saturday morning .....
ReplyDelete"I'm Still Here" in B flat...hit it boys...
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