"Look into my eyes...you are feeling very sleepy...when I count to three you will be under my hypnotic spell...1...2...3...when I snap my fingers you will awaken and have a burning desire to give me all your fancy jewelry and funny hats." ::snap::
When I saw the expression on her Majesty's face, I laughed out loud, doesn't she look disgusted? And he, trying to be wily and charming :>) God Bless her, indeed! Priceless pic! nij
Joe submits that HM is not impressed with Benny as a head of state; in his mind, she's saying, "Let us not forget that you are head of a state that is smaller than one of London's suburbs."
Or, "You do realize that I could successfully invade your nation with a troop of Boy Scouts and a handful of re-enactors."
OK OK he came up with another one that I think is priceless:
HM to Benny: "Ben, the House of Lords and myself welcome this opportunity to discuss that small matter of the actions of one of your followers - I believe his name was Fawkes..."
"Look into my eyes...you are feeling very sleepy...when I count to three you will be under my hypnotic spell...1...2...3...when I snap my fingers you will awaken and have a burning desire to give me all your fancy jewelry and funny hats." ::snap::
ReplyDeleteAnd what do you do?
ReplyDeleteHRH is saying "I'm not buying your Hitler Youth excuse - You lot bombed my house"
ReplyDeleteHer Majesty's thought bubble:
ReplyDelete"The bishop of Rome hath no jurisdiction in this realm of England."
Inspired! All of them.
ReplyDeleteWell, YOUR hat is siller than mine, you pompous twit!
ReplyDeleteI'm NOT doing a Hitler salute.
ReplyDelete"There is something rotten in the state of Denmark"
ReplyDeleteIn a thought bubble above her majesty (God bless her,) "If only I Elizabeth I's power you would be the honored guest -- at the roast!"
ReplyDeleteFWIW
jimB
When I saw the expression on her Majesty's face, I laughed out loud, doesn't she look disgusted? And he, trying to be wily and charming :>)
ReplyDeleteGod Bless her, indeed! Priceless pic!
nij
"I am the head of a church for no reason than an accident of birth. You are a mighty man of God."
ReplyDeleteHey, Anonymous, I'll take the Queen over the queen any day...just sayin.
ReplyDeleteWhat RENZ said!
ReplyDelete:-)
El Papa said "Just let me have your divine hat, darling, and all is forgiven!"
ReplyDeleteI take it back, Anon is right. THAT is what Papa Ratzi said!
ReplyDelete[Accident of a Y chromosome, and compared to Josephine, HM *is* a Mighty Man!]
Oh, JCF! That one is outstanding! (the divine hat one, I mean, but your other one is funny, too...)
ReplyDeleteYou don't look impressed your Majesty. Shall I put it away?
ReplyDeleteBoaz!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked!
HM: "Unfortunately, I see the Luftwaffe remembered the way to London. Don't you dare try any funny stuff, Benny. I haven't forgotten."
ReplyDeleteIs it safe for you to be out when it's daylight ? ?
ReplyDeleteJoe submits that HM is not impressed with Benny as a head of state; in his mind, she's saying, "Let us not forget that you are head of a state that is smaller than one of London's suburbs."
ReplyDeleteOr, "You do realize that I could successfully invade your nation with a troop of Boy Scouts and a handful of re-enactors."
"Don't get too snotty, Benny - I STILL have hordes of drunken Vikings."
ReplyDelete"I know I've got some Visigoths around here who would be more than happy to pillage Rome again."
ReplyDeleteYou tell Joe that there is no way we are sending a troop of boy scouts into the Vatican. What does he think we are? Pimps?
ReplyDeleteOK OK he came up with another one that I think is priceless:
ReplyDeleteHM to Benny: "Ben, the House of Lords and myself welcome this opportunity to discuss that small matter of the actions of one of your followers - I believe his name was Fawkes..."
Or maybe, "One will be pleased when he fawkes off back to Italy.""
ReplyDeleteOK color both of US VERY impressed at that!
ReplyDelete"...fawkes off back to Italy"
Wow. Take a bow. Astounding.
You guys are on a roll! {applause, applause}
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