Um, some friends and I once wrote a song similar to this one.
"On the first day of Christmas, I got no fuckin' money and I'm living in a van down by the river...
On the second day of Christmas, I got no fuckin' money, baby needs some milk, and I'm living in a van down by the river...
On the third day of Christmas, I got no fuckin' money, winos stole my coat, baby needs some milk, and I'm living in a van down by the river...
On the fourth day of Christmas, I got no fuckin' money, I gotta get some gas, winos stole my coat, baby needs some milk, and I'm living in a van down by the river...
On the fifth day of Christmas, I got no fuckin' money - I HATE MY LIFE!!!!"
et cetera
It just went COMPLETELY downhill from there. We even stopped singing it, it was so awful.
Nice to see someone get into the bleepin' Christmas spirits at this most joyous time of year.....
ReplyDeleteOne chorus is plenty. 1:08
ReplyDeleteThese things have to be much faster for me to be able to tolerate them. Brrrrrrrrr.
Cor, warms the cockles of me old 'eart it does.
ReplyDeleteGeez.
ReplyDeleteI liked the cheerful drunk a whole bunch better.
ReplyDeleteYou lot could show a bit more sympathy for the miserable sod.
ReplyDeleteUm, some friends and I once wrote a song similar to this one.
ReplyDelete"On the first day of Christmas, I got no fuckin' money and I'm living in a van down by the river...
On the second day of Christmas, I got no fuckin' money, baby needs some milk, and I'm living in a van down by the river...
On the third day of Christmas, I got no fuckin' money, winos stole my coat, baby needs some milk, and I'm living in a van down by the river...
On the fourth day of Christmas, I got no fuckin' money, I gotta get some gas, winos stole my coat, baby needs some milk, and I'm living in a van down by the river...
On the fifth day of Christmas, I got no fuckin' money - I HATE MY LIFE!!!!"
et cetera
It just went COMPLETELY downhill from there. We even stopped singing it, it was so awful.
I really like this one.
ReplyDeleteAm I right? Is it you?
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