I have to say that it saddens me that so many of you are so Scrooge-like that you even look to make a profit out of Christmas cheer. I'm referring, of course, to the ridiculous requests I have received requesting that I dish out days off purgatory to those of you who listen to the beautiful seasonal selection of Crimble tunes that I go to a lot of trouble to make available for your enjoyment every year. But, people, you already have your reward! I promise you that if you diligently listen to "Oh Bugger! It's Christmas" every day it won't matter how miserable your Christmas turns out to be, it will be sheer bliss compared to the listening experience I have subjected you to. As always, your wellbeing and happiness are my primary concern. I live to serve.
Absolutely sickening.
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I kid you not.
I always deliver on my promises, Alison :-)
ReplyDeleteI am in complete agreement with Alison! Yes, I listened all the way thru. So you don't have to link one of these every day. Believe me, this was enough to keep me depressed right up to the day of our Dear Saviour's Birth.
ReplyDeleteI don't even have real wv word, which depresses me even more! Such is my luck.
Is it compulsory to listen to it?
ReplyDeleteHow could it be compulsory, Chelliah? We're all too far away to suffer any dire consequences with which MP might threaten us.
ReplyDeleteIt is compulsory for you listen to it, Chelliah, which I hadn't realised until you mentioned it.
ReplyDeleteI thought MP had powers which could catch one out. Doesn't he?
ReplyDeleteI like it ! Thank you
ReplyDeleteI only ever use my powers for good, Chelliah, and zapping Americans, of course.
ReplyDeleteJackie, you are very sick. Get help!
I'm at 58 seconds and so far I like it!
ReplyDelete"good ... and zapping Americans": Himself ADMITS they're not the same! He admits it!
ReplyDeleteNeither good nor bad. It's my duty.
ReplyDeleteVomit-inducing.
ReplyDeleteOnce of your best.
Yes, I pushed the button.
I've sent it to all my dearest friends. Guess I'm not going to have any by Christmas.
ReplyDeleteHooray! Another song I can play for my duaghter when she doesn't want to get out of bed in the morning. Of course she'll call Child Protective Services and the F.B.I. to make those tiresome complaints about torture, but that's just one more cross I'll have to bear.
ReplyDeleteMP can zap all he wants.
ReplyDeleteSome of us zap back.
:evil, evil grin:
Are we listening to the same song?
ReplyDeleteAnd still I keep a holy Advent.
ReplyDeleteEh. I've heard worse.
ReplyDeleteTell them that you are a fundamentalist Christian, Bluebird, and that it is your unalienable right to torture your children.
ReplyDelete"... Was he born...to save us all?"
ReplyDeleteNo, he was born to inspire such artistry.
Not half bad. I have surely heard much, much worse and most of it right here.
ReplyDeleteIt appears my tolerance for crud is going up. I lasted 53 seconds! Good Heavens that is terrible!
ReplyDeleteFWIW
jimB
he wore a SHAWL?????
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with that, gumbiecat? Swaddling, shawl, blanket...only shawl fits.
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