Saturday, 21 May 2011
THE OCICBW... RAPTURE MIXTAPE
Up - Up And Away - 5th Dimension
I'll Fly Away - Joe Lastie
Get Happy - Judy Garland
My Journey To The Sky - Sister Rosetta Tharpe
Give Me My Rapture - Van Morrison
Rapture - Dub Pistols
I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly
Rapture (Sweet Rapture) - A.A. Bondy
'Sno Angel "Spiral" - Howe Gelb
Rapture - Antony and the Johnsons
Flyin' Shoes - Townes Van Zandt
We've Gotta Get Out Of This Place - The Animals
The Great Gig In The Sky - Pink Floyd
I Wish We'd All Been Ready - Larry Norman
SIGNS OF THE RAPTURE
Shortly before the earthquakes those of you on the coast might be lucky enough to catch sight of the dolphins leaving the planet. Do not be surprised if they thank you for all the fish. Dolphins are very polite creatures.
Oh, by the way, for those of you still waiting, the answer is 42.
Oh, by the way, for those of you still waiting, the answer is 42.
Friday, 20 May 2011
VATICAN SLAMS JOHN PAUL STATUE
From NEWS8:
The Vatican on Friday slammed a giant new modernist sculpture that portrays John Paul II, saying the bronze work outside Rome's main train station doesn't even look like the late pontiff. Commuters and tourists say the statue looks more like the late Italian dictator Benito Mussolini than the widely beloved pope.
"How could they have given such a kind pope the head of a Fascist?" said 71-year-old Antonio Lamonica, in the bustling square outside Termini Train Station. As he pondered the statue, his wife muttered, "It's ugly, really ugly, very ugly."
COMMENT: Oh, I don't know. I think it should remind people of the child abuse scandal.
MADPRIEST'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Much as I don't want them to go, wouldn't it be lovely if the only people to disappear heavenwards tomorrow at 6.00p.m. were Gene Robinson, Jeffrey John, Mary Glasspool and Desmond Tutu.
LOUD FRIDAY
It Doesn't Matter To Me - The Derivatives
I Don't Wanna (Smoke Marijuana) - NODZZZ (below)
The New Scum - Carbon 13
The Derivatives MYSPACE PAGE
NODZZ MYSPACE PAGE
Carbon 13 MYSPACE PAGE
A MAN AND A HORSE WALK INTO A TRAIN STATION
From EXPRESS AND STAR:
A grey pony shot to fame this week when CCTV pictures were released which showed it trying to board a train in North Wales. Now more pictures have been released which show the pony waiting in Wrexham Maelor hospital. The owner of the grey pony arrived at the accident and emergency department, asking if the animal could be treated for an infection, but he was turned away.
According to a report in the North Wales Daily Post, the pony is a mare named Ruby and has also been spotted at Yates’s wine bar in Wrexham, where staff give her food and water.
A spokesman for the RSPCA said: “The horse and owner have been located. The RSPCA has visited and checked on the horse’s welfare. We understand that the local authority has been talking to the owner, voicing their concerns.”
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
Jay Simser has posted a wonderful, if slightly sick, LolCat on his BAILEY'S BUDDY blog.
There have been a few stuffed shirts who have got shirty with those of us having fun at Mr Camping's expense, but Rick+ isn't one of them. He has written some very unpatronising words at RICK'S GREEN GRASS that bring a well-needed balance to our thoughts on all this Rapture stuff.
Get your weekend weather forecast at ADVENTUS, both pre and post rapture.
There have been a few stuffed shirts who have got shirty with those of us having fun at Mr Camping's expense, but Rick+ isn't one of them. He has written some very unpatronising words at RICK'S GREEN GRASS that bring a well-needed balance to our thoughts on all this Rapture stuff.
Get your weekend weather forecast at ADVENTUS, both pre and post rapture.
THE PRAYER LIST - 20TH. MAY 2011
Please don't pray for him, because he wouldn't like it, but do spare a thought for OCICBW...'s second favourite atheist, Gurdur, who is languishing in hospital after surgery for a large scale strangulating hernia (please - no jokes in poor taste, the man is in real pain).
On his blog at the excellent HEATHEN HUB website, he writes:
Being in hospital is like being drafted into an army in the middle of an active war: long periods of dreadful boredom punctuated by short periods of absolute terror and awful indignities.
Get well soon, you lovely old grumpy old non-believer, from all of us at OCICBW...
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Please do pray for Sally at ETERNAL ECHOES who is grieving following the death of her good friend, Peter. To make matters worse she was unable to attend his funeral because of broken down cars.
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Posted by Ormonde Plater at THROUGH THE DUST:
Murdered this week in the New Orleans area:
5/18 Aristotle Seals 29
5/18 identity withheld 31
Please pray for the victims, their murderers, and their families.
***
Posted by Tim Chesterton at FAITH, FOLK AND CHARITY:
When Pastor Leigh Sinclair and the congregation of St. Peter’s Ecumenical Church in Slave Lake, Alta., gathered for a confirmation service last Sunday morning, they didn’t think the wildfires were close enough to town to be worried. Most went to celebration lunches and barbeques for the newly-confirmed. At around 3 p.m., Sinclair said people at a barbeque party she attended started getting worried. “Everybody thought, ‘This isn’t normal. There’s too much smoke!’ ”
By 6 p.m., Sinclair–who pastors a shared ministry with the Anglican, United and Lutheran churches–packed a bag and started the long drive to her parent’s home in Edmonton, joining a stream of vehicles on the road out of town.
She would later learn that two-thirds of Slave Lake burned down. Her home and St. Peter’s church were spared but five families who belonged to St. Peter’s lost everything.
***
From THE TELEGRAPH:
American diplomats were attacked by terrorists in the Pakistani city of Peshawar on Friday morning, leaving one local person dead.
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From THE MAIL:
A 5.9 magnitude quake hit the small town of Simav, about 100 miles north of Izmir in Turkey, just before midnight and its effects were felt as far away as Istanbul. Terrified residents ran out of their homes and stayed sleeping in their cars for the rest of the night after being warned against going back inside. Two people are reported dead and 79 injured.
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Being in hospital is like being drafted into an army in the middle of an active war: long periods of dreadful boredom punctuated by short periods of absolute terror and awful indignities.
Get well soon, you lovely old grumpy old non-believer, from all of us at OCICBW...
***
Please do pray for Sally at ETERNAL ECHOES who is grieving following the death of her good friend, Peter. To make matters worse she was unable to attend his funeral because of broken down cars.
***
Posted by Ormonde Plater at THROUGH THE DUST:
Murdered this week in the New Orleans area:
5/18 Aristotle Seals 29
5/18 identity withheld 31
Please pray for the victims, their murderers, and their families.
***
Posted by Tim Chesterton at FAITH, FOLK AND CHARITY:
When Pastor Leigh Sinclair and the congregation of St. Peter’s Ecumenical Church in Slave Lake, Alta., gathered for a confirmation service last Sunday morning, they didn’t think the wildfires were close enough to town to be worried. Most went to celebration lunches and barbeques for the newly-confirmed. At around 3 p.m., Sinclair said people at a barbeque party she attended started getting worried. “Everybody thought, ‘This isn’t normal. There’s too much smoke!’ ”
By 6 p.m., Sinclair–who pastors a shared ministry with the Anglican, United and Lutheran churches–packed a bag and started the long drive to her parent’s home in Edmonton, joining a stream of vehicles on the road out of town.
She would later learn that two-thirds of Slave Lake burned down. Her home and St. Peter’s church were spared but five families who belonged to St. Peter’s lost everything.
***
From THE TELEGRAPH:
American diplomats were attacked by terrorists in the Pakistani city of Peshawar on Friday morning, leaving one local person dead.
***
From THE MAIL:
A 5.9 magnitude quake hit the small town of Simav, about 100 miles north of Izmir in Turkey, just before midnight and its effects were felt as far away as Istanbul. Terrified residents ran out of their homes and stayed sleeping in their cars for the rest of the night after being warned against going back inside. Two people are reported dead and 79 injured.
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A TEDIUM OF ATHEISTS
From THE BBC:
US atheists are to hold parties in response to an evangelical broadcaster's prediction that Saturday will be "judgement day". The Rapture After Party in North Carolina - "the best damned party in NC" - is among the planned events.
COMMENT: Oh, for goodness sake, can't atheists ever think of anything for themselves? It's about time they grew up and started thinking for themselves rather than riffing on all our ideas. As far as I can make out all the best Rapture jokes have come out of the Christian sub-culture. Of course they have - most of them were mine :-)
US atheists are to hold parties in response to an evangelical broadcaster's prediction that Saturday will be "judgement day". The Rapture After Party in North Carolina - "the best damned party in NC" - is among the planned events.
COMMENT: Oh, for goodness sake, can't atheists ever think of anything for themselves? It's about time they grew up and started thinking for themselves rather than riffing on all our ideas. As far as I can make out all the best Rapture jokes have come out of the Christian sub-culture. Of course they have - most of them were mine :-)
DON'T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME MAD DAD
Great news! The Oxford University Press has, at last, published the pocket edition of their popular book "How To Understand Women."
PLEASE NOTE: This edition does not contain the section "How To Understand Women From Louisiana." The OUP say that they hope to be publishing those two volumes next year.
PLEASE NOTE: This edition does not contain the section "How To Understand Women From Louisiana." The OUP say that they hope to be publishing those two volumes next year.
AND DID THOSE JACKBOOTS . . . ?
From CHRISTIAN TODAY:
The song beloved of English people everywhere, Jerusalem, is in danger of being “reserved for homosexuals”, MPs have heard. Labour MP Chris Bryant suggested heterosexual couples are being discriminated against because many churches refuse to allow them to sing the song at their weddings because it is “not a hymn addressed to God”. Even if a heterosexual couple were to opt for a civil service, they would still not be able to sing it because of its religious references.
Ironically, under government plans to allow civil partnership ceremonies to include a “religious aspect”, gay couples would be able to sing it.
Mr Bryant, the openly gay former Foreign Office Minister, told the Daily Mail that he was “fighting for the rights of straight couples”.
COMMENT: Due to the jealousy with which vicars and music directors guard their right to choose the hymns at church services, their own wedding is probably the only occasion in their whole lives that people (including regular churchgoers) get to choose the hymns to be sung during a service. To be dictatorial about the hymns they can choose on that one occasion does seem incredibly mean-spirited and, therefore, fully in keeping with the general ethos of the Church of England.
The song beloved of English people everywhere, Jerusalem, is in danger of being “reserved for homosexuals”, MPs have heard. Labour MP Chris Bryant suggested heterosexual couples are being discriminated against because many churches refuse to allow them to sing the song at their weddings because it is “not a hymn addressed to God”. Even if a heterosexual couple were to opt for a civil service, they would still not be able to sing it because of its religious references.
Ironically, under government plans to allow civil partnership ceremonies to include a “religious aspect”, gay couples would be able to sing it.
Mr Bryant, the openly gay former Foreign Office Minister, told the Daily Mail that he was “fighting for the rights of straight couples”.
COMMENT: Due to the jealousy with which vicars and music directors guard their right to choose the hymns at church services, their own wedding is probably the only occasion in their whole lives that people (including regular churchgoers) get to choose the hymns to be sung during a service. To be dictatorial about the hymns they can choose on that one occasion does seem incredibly mean-spirited and, therefore, fully in keeping with the general ethos of the Church of England.
IT MAY BE THE END OF THE WORLD BUT
THAT'S NO REASON NOT TO HAVE FUN (2)
Late Saturday night drain the petrol out of the cars of half the people who go to your local evangelical church so they can't get to the service on Sunday. Then video the faces of the other 50% who do turn up.
WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM?
I think George speaks for all of us when he sings
"Thank you Kate for all the trees."
200 days off purgatory for anyone who gets through it and an extra 50 days for royalists who get through it without turning republican.
MADPRIEST'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
The old blue's cliché, "I woke up this morning," is just plain wrong. Anyone who really had the blues would begin their song with "Woke up this afternoon and wasn't really aware of what was going on until everyone else was returning home from work."
Thursday, 19 May 2011
CHIT CHAT (13)
"Chit Chat" is an occasional posting in which I simply give you a word, or short phrase, and you then just waffle on about the subject in any way you see fit.
If the number of comments on any one Chit Chat post gets to fifty, all those who have commented will receive 500 days off purgatory. Should the comments ever reach one hundred I will grant all the participants a general plenary. Now, you don't get offers like that on Facebook!
Okay, we'll go for something topical again this week. Your starter is the phrase:
THE END OF THE WORLD
Where you take it is completely up to you.
If the number of comments on any one Chit Chat post gets to fifty, all those who have commented will receive 500 days off purgatory. Should the comments ever reach one hundred I will grant all the participants a general plenary. Now, you don't get offers like that on Facebook!
Okay, we'll go for something topical again this week. Your starter is the phrase:
THE END OF THE WORLD
Where you take it is completely up to you.
IT MAY BE THE END OF THE WORLD BUT
THAT'S NO REASON NOT TO HAVE FUN
THE SOPPY PAUL(A) SELECTION
16TH. MAY: This severely injured six-year-old toy poodle was already in very poor condition by the time she was dropped from the sky onto the grounds of the Shorncliff Nursing Home in Sechelt after being picked up by a bird of prey. Shorncliff nurses attended to the injured animal then called the BC SPCA. SPCA Sunshine Coast branch manager Shannon Broderick says that the unfortunate dog was likely a stray before her unlikely “rescue”.
“In addition to the claw marks on her back and the broken ribs she sustained from the fall, all of her nails were so long they had grown into her paw pads and her teeth were badly decayed. We don’t know how long she had been wandering without care but she was obviously very neglected. It’s ironic, but this bird may have saved her life.”
The dog had no ID nor has anyone responded to the branch’s a call for the guardian to come forward. BC SPCA shelter staff took the little poodle under their wing, so to speak: “We named her ‘May’ because she was turned in to us on May 2,” Broderick says.
18TH. MAY: Thanks to our amazing supporters we now have enough money for May’s dental surgeries and she is at the veterinary hospital today for the first of her operations. She is recovering well from her other injuries and is being cared for in an SPCA foster home. There is a wait list of wonderful potential homes for May.
Full story at BCSPCA.
VERY HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
Father Christian has posted probably the finest exposition of a Biblical text that I have ever read. In it he conclusively proves that not only is Arnold Schwarzenegger innocent of any moral wrongdoing but that the great man (who has single-handedly saved America on many occasions you will recall) is a heterosexual messiah and a role model for all real men who want to live a righteous, Biblically based and nookie-filled life. Check out Father Christian's wise words at GAFCON. It will change your life (although you will have to change your underpants yourself).
THE PRAYER LIST - 19TH. MAY 2011
From JCF:
I've got a nasty case of food poisoning at the moment (NB: AVOID the "Teriyake Turkey Burger" at, ahem, Jarl's Cunior!). I hope it's at its worst: aching, fever (101F. The introductory puking was last night!). If you can spare a prayer, I'd appreciate it...
***
From Norris Battin:
Please pray for Sonja's mom who died yesterday, for Sonja and her daughters and for Amy who will undergo a mastectomy on Tuesday.
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Posted by 8TH DAY:
The month of May has been hard. Loss of a friendship. Loss of a neighbor. Loss of a grumpy old man. All of whom I came to love.
And therapy. Opening up those long ago sealed and buried boxes of memories and emotion has been soul shredding. Lately I feel like I am crawling naked through glass.
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Posted at DIOBETH NEWSPIN:
Pray for our young men and women who have died in Iraq and Afghanistan, and for their families:
Sgt. Amaru Aguilar, 26, of Miami, Florida
Sgt. Kevin B. Balduf, 27, of Nashville, Tennessee
1st Lt. Demetrius M. Frison, 26, of Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Lt. Col. Benjamin J. Palmer, 43, of Modesto, California
Spc. Brian D. Riley Jr., 24, of Longwood, Florida
Sgt. Robert C. Schlote, 26, of Norfolk, Nebras
Pray also for the fallen heroes also of our coalition partners, and for the citizens of Iraq and Afghanistan who have died, unnamed and unknown to us, and for those who mourn ... and for an end to this endless war.
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From THE WALL STREET JOURNAL:
A commercial airplane crashed Wednesday in Argentina's southern Patagonia region and all 22 people on board are dead.
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From XINHUA NEWS AGENCY:
Up to 25 people were killed and some 70 others wounded when a bomb and a car bomb exploded coordinately in Iraq's northern city of Kirkuk on Thursday. The attack took place in the morning rush hours when a sticky bomb attached to a car detonated at a parking lot in front of a police headquarters.
***
From THE BBC:
At least three people have been injured in new protests in northern Afghanistan against Nato raids. Reports say police opened fire with water cannon and fired in the air.
***
From THE ASSOCIATED PRESS:
Ugandan police on Thursday placed the country's top opposition leader under house arrest to prevent what authorities said could be a destructive protest march.
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I've got a nasty case of food poisoning at the moment (NB: AVOID the "Teriyake Turkey Burger" at, ahem, Jarl's Cunior!). I hope it's at its worst: aching, fever (101F. The introductory puking was last night!). If you can spare a prayer, I'd appreciate it...
***
From Norris Battin:
Please pray for Sonja's mom who died yesterday, for Sonja and her daughters and for Amy who will undergo a mastectomy on Tuesday.
***
Posted by 8TH DAY:
The month of May has been hard. Loss of a friendship. Loss of a neighbor. Loss of a grumpy old man. All of whom I came to love.
And therapy. Opening up those long ago sealed and buried boxes of memories and emotion has been soul shredding. Lately I feel like I am crawling naked through glass.
***
Posted at DIOBETH NEWSPIN:
Pray for our young men and women who have died in Iraq and Afghanistan, and for their families:
Sgt. Amaru Aguilar, 26, of Miami, Florida
Sgt. Kevin B. Balduf, 27, of Nashville, Tennessee
1st Lt. Demetrius M. Frison, 26, of Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Lt. Col. Benjamin J. Palmer, 43, of Modesto, California
Spc. Brian D. Riley Jr., 24, of Longwood, Florida
Sgt. Robert C. Schlote, 26, of Norfolk, Nebras
Pray also for the fallen heroes also of our coalition partners, and for the citizens of Iraq and Afghanistan who have died, unnamed and unknown to us, and for those who mourn ... and for an end to this endless war.
***
From THE WALL STREET JOURNAL:
A commercial airplane crashed Wednesday in Argentina's southern Patagonia region and all 22 people on board are dead.
***
From XINHUA NEWS AGENCY:
Up to 25 people were killed and some 70 others wounded when a bomb and a car bomb exploded coordinately in Iraq's northern city of Kirkuk on Thursday. The attack took place in the morning rush hours when a sticky bomb attached to a car detonated at a parking lot in front of a police headquarters.
***
From THE BBC:
At least three people have been injured in new protests in northern Afghanistan against Nato raids. Reports say police opened fire with water cannon and fired in the air.
***
From THE ASSOCIATED PRESS:
Ugandan police on Thursday placed the country's top opposition leader under house arrest to prevent what authorities said could be a destructive protest march.
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Wednesday, 18 May 2011
WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM?
Two truly dreadful records glorifying the death of Mr Summer Bed Linen. I'm sorry, but should listening to these two terrible tunes result in your premature expiration, I'm afraid I can't promise you virgins on your arrival at the next place - wrong religion and all that. However, I will give you 2000 days off purgatory if you manage to get through them both without pouring molten candle wax into your ears.
HIPPIES RESPONSIBLE FOR ABUSIVE PRIESTS
From 39ONLINE.COM:
A study commissioned by U.S. Roman Catholic bishops concludes that neither the all-male celibate priesthood nor homosexuality caused the church's sexual abuse crisis. The five-year study says the abuse occurred because priests who were poorly prepared and monitored, and were under stress, landed amid the social and sexual turmoil of the 1960s and '70s.
The "blame Woodstock" explanation has been floated by bishops for years but the study was likely to be regarded as the most authoritative analysis of the scandal in the Catholic Church in America.
COMMENT: There's a couple of elephant's in the bishop's fabricated room. Firstly, priests, ministers, schoolteachers, scout leaders etc. have been abusing little girls and boys since opportunity first knocked, which was certainly long before the first hippie started wearing flowers in his hair. Many of the cases against abusive priests in the courts recently have dated back to incidents prior to "the permissive society."
Secondly, the sexual freedom that came in during the 1960s and 70s made legal sex more possible for everyone including the clergy. I expect the chances of being found out for having sex with a consenting adult are no different to being found out for abusing minors. But the Church will forgive you for the first because they're not going to have their asses sued off over some consensual hanky panky.
The only effect the changes in society since the 1960s have had on the obscenity that is child sexual abuse by the clergy is that more cases are now reported. The hippie / free love movement went hand in hand with calls for equality for previously oppressed groups such as women and children. This led to more openness in society and people who would have previously been too downtrodden and uninformed to complain about assaults finding that they could now complain and be taken seriously.
I suppose you could argue that the permissive society has led to people becoming sexually aware and active at an earlier age. But for the Roman Catholic Church to use this as an excuse is just a case of them blaming the victim rather than the perpetrators YET AGAIN.
If you remove legally defined paedophilia from the equation then you are left with a fact that cannot argued with. A far higher proportion of clergy in denominations that insist on celibacy (which is, pretty much, just the Roman Catholics) are tempted into illegal and abusive sexual relationships than in other denominations. Surely Occam's Razor must come into force on this and give us the obvious conclusion that enforced celibacy is potentially extremely bad for the vast majority of priests and downright catastrophic for many of the young people who are in their care.
A study commissioned by U.S. Roman Catholic bishops concludes that neither the all-male celibate priesthood nor homosexuality caused the church's sexual abuse crisis. The five-year study says the abuse occurred because priests who were poorly prepared and monitored, and were under stress, landed amid the social and sexual turmoil of the 1960s and '70s.
The "blame Woodstock" explanation has been floated by bishops for years but the study was likely to be regarded as the most authoritative analysis of the scandal in the Catholic Church in America.
COMMENT: There's a couple of elephant's in the bishop's fabricated room. Firstly, priests, ministers, schoolteachers, scout leaders etc. have been abusing little girls and boys since opportunity first knocked, which was certainly long before the first hippie started wearing flowers in his hair. Many of the cases against abusive priests in the courts recently have dated back to incidents prior to "the permissive society."
Secondly, the sexual freedom that came in during the 1960s and 70s made legal sex more possible for everyone including the clergy. I expect the chances of being found out for having sex with a consenting adult are no different to being found out for abusing minors. But the Church will forgive you for the first because they're not going to have their asses sued off over some consensual hanky panky.
The only effect the changes in society since the 1960s have had on the obscenity that is child sexual abuse by the clergy is that more cases are now reported. The hippie / free love movement went hand in hand with calls for equality for previously oppressed groups such as women and children. This led to more openness in society and people who would have previously been too downtrodden and uninformed to complain about assaults finding that they could now complain and be taken seriously.
I suppose you could argue that the permissive society has led to people becoming sexually aware and active at an earlier age. But for the Roman Catholic Church to use this as an excuse is just a case of them blaming the victim rather than the perpetrators YET AGAIN.
If you remove legally defined paedophilia from the equation then you are left with a fact that cannot argued with. A far higher proportion of clergy in denominations that insist on celibacy (which is, pretty much, just the Roman Catholics) are tempted into illegal and abusive sexual relationships than in other denominations. Surely Occam's Razor must come into force on this and give us the obvious conclusion that enforced celibacy is potentially extremely bad for the vast majority of priests and downright catastrophic for many of the young people who are in their care.
ROMAN CATHOLICISM'S BIGGEST EMBARRASSMENT
From THE SYDNEY MORNING HERALD:
A report released this month by the Pontifical Academy of Sciences called on "all people and nations to recognise the serious and potentially irreversible impacts of global warming" caused by man-made greenhouse gas emissions.
"By acting now, in the spirit of common but differentiated responsibility, we accept our duty to one another and to the stewardship of a planet blessed with the gift of life," it read.
But the Archbishop of Sydney, Cardinal George Pell, said he questioned the effectiveness of any action.
"Climate change is real. The causes are unclear, and our ability to influence climate change [is] even less certain," he said.
My attitude to any group of scientists depends on the quality of their arguments," he told the Herald when asked about the academy's report.
COMMENT: It takes a special type of idiot to question the human influence on global warming especially if they live in Australia. You would have thought the high number of skin cancer cases in Pell's homeland due to the shrinking ozone layer (definitely caused by humans) would have got through to even his perverse braincells.
Evidently, Pell's flat-earthism is due to the fact that he read a book once by geologist Ian Plimer whose dismissal of human involvement in global warming has been severely criticised by the scientific community. Really, cardinals should be discouraged from reading books. I mean, anybody who believes all the pseudo-scientific crap that is espoused by the RC curia is going to believe absolutely anything, no matter how daft.
A report released this month by the Pontifical Academy of Sciences called on "all people and nations to recognise the serious and potentially irreversible impacts of global warming" caused by man-made greenhouse gas emissions.
"By acting now, in the spirit of common but differentiated responsibility, we accept our duty to one another and to the stewardship of a planet blessed with the gift of life," it read.
But the Archbishop of Sydney, Cardinal George Pell, said he questioned the effectiveness of any action.
"Climate change is real. The causes are unclear, and our ability to influence climate change [is] even less certain," he said.
My attitude to any group of scientists depends on the quality of their arguments," he told the Herald when asked about the academy's report.
COMMENT: It takes a special type of idiot to question the human influence on global warming especially if they live in Australia. You would have thought the high number of skin cancer cases in Pell's homeland due to the shrinking ozone layer (definitely caused by humans) would have got through to even his perverse braincells.
Evidently, Pell's flat-earthism is due to the fact that he read a book once by geologist Ian Plimer whose dismissal of human involvement in global warming has been severely criticised by the scientific community. Really, cardinals should be discouraged from reading books. I mean, anybody who believes all the pseudo-scientific crap that is espoused by the RC curia is going to believe absolutely anything, no matter how daft.
A NATION OF DOG LOVERS (SOMETIMES)
For risking his life to save his dog and for going
back for the dog, the dog's owner and the
helicopter crew are our . . .
BRICKS OF THE DAY
THE PRAYER LIST - 18TH. MAY 2011
Please pray for Tracie and Joe who are miserable at the moment because of work and financial problems.
***
From Brian:
Please add my aunt, L-M to the list. My uncle, B, died last Wednesday after a long and painful illness. They had been married for 59 years.
Also my friend R, who was just diagnosed with breast cancer and is undergoing treatment.
Also my dear friend G, whose sister died suddenly on Friday at the age of 59, leaving behind a grieving family.
And lastly for me: my job is fast disintegrating, my boss is becoming more hostile, and few prospects for a new job are to be found. I am in job-hunting mode and starting to feel a bit desperate. Every day feels like walls closing in and trapping me in a hopeless place but I trudge onward and upward!
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Our good friend, Jay Simser, appears to have had a fall recently and is badly bruised and very sore. Details at BAILEY'S BUDDY.
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Posted by Jan at YEARNING FOR GOD:
Yesterday I went to see the rheumatologist recommended by friends. He spent an hour with me and then sent me for blood tests, a bone scan, and x-rays. I meet with him again next week to learn the results of these tests.
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From Grandmère Mimi:
Please pray for the people in Louisiana who will flood as the Morganza Floodway opens to prevent overtopping of the levees along the Mississippi River and that the levees along the river will hold and not breach.
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From REUTERS:
Ten people have been killed and fifty wounded in violent protests against the killing of two men and two women in a night-time raid in north Afghanistan.
"There is no more room in the hospital, it is already packed with wounded," Hassan Baseej, head of the Tahar provincial hospital, told Reuters. He said most of the casualties had gunshot wounds.
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From AFP:
Scores of Islamist militants armed with rifles and rocket launchers attacked a Pakistani police checkpoint before dawn Wednesday, killing two officers and wounding five others.
***
From THE TELEGRAPH:
Two British students were gang raped by six men after being attacked on an isolated beach on the Caribbean island of St Lucia. The women were taking part in an environmental study and had been preparing to leave when they were confronted by their masked attackers.
***
THANKSGIVING
Posted by Liz at FINDING LIFE HARD?:
SUNDAY: One of April's two sons was killed six years ago serving in Afghanistan, shot by a sniper; as a result she turned to heroin. She's been clean now for three years. This week she heard that her other son is missing in action in Afghanistan.
YESTERDAY: Good news! April's son has been found, shot in the leg but otherwise okay. Thank God!
***
From THE PRAYER LIST 4th. February 2011:
Leo has eventually packed up his scissors and razors and left. An unwelcome and enforced retirement, but how can a barber compete with the greed and intentions of those who wish to maximize the profits made on their building.
Posted by T yesterday at LIFE IS FULL OF SURPRISES...:
I am simply happy that, after many months of absence, Leo has finally moved into a new barber shop on Main Street, Bridgehampton, and I hope to be one of his first customers on Friday morning!
***
From ALJAZEERA:
Al Jazeera has confirmed the release of its journalist, Dorothy Parvaz, who was detained in Syria upon her arrival in Damascus nineteen days ago, while on assignment.During that time she was not allowed any contact with the outside world. She is safe and well.
***
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From Brian:
Please add my aunt, L-M to the list. My uncle, B, died last Wednesday after a long and painful illness. They had been married for 59 years.
Also my friend R, who was just diagnosed with breast cancer and is undergoing treatment.
Also my dear friend G, whose sister died suddenly on Friday at the age of 59, leaving behind a grieving family.
And lastly for me: my job is fast disintegrating, my boss is becoming more hostile, and few prospects for a new job are to be found. I am in job-hunting mode and starting to feel a bit desperate. Every day feels like walls closing in and trapping me in a hopeless place but I trudge onward and upward!
***
Our good friend, Jay Simser, appears to have had a fall recently and is badly bruised and very sore. Details at BAILEY'S BUDDY.
***
Posted by Jan at YEARNING FOR GOD:
Yesterday I went to see the rheumatologist recommended by friends. He spent an hour with me and then sent me for blood tests, a bone scan, and x-rays. I meet with him again next week to learn the results of these tests.
***
From Grandmère Mimi:
Please pray for the people in Louisiana who will flood as the Morganza Floodway opens to prevent overtopping of the levees along the Mississippi River and that the levees along the river will hold and not breach.
***
From REUTERS:
Ten people have been killed and fifty wounded in violent protests against the killing of two men and two women in a night-time raid in north Afghanistan.
"There is no more room in the hospital, it is already packed with wounded," Hassan Baseej, head of the Tahar provincial hospital, told Reuters. He said most of the casualties had gunshot wounds.
***
From AFP:
Scores of Islamist militants armed with rifles and rocket launchers attacked a Pakistani police checkpoint before dawn Wednesday, killing two officers and wounding five others.
***
From THE TELEGRAPH:
Two British students were gang raped by six men after being attacked on an isolated beach on the Caribbean island of St Lucia. The women were taking part in an environmental study and had been preparing to leave when they were confronted by their masked attackers.
***
THANKSGIVING
Posted by Liz at FINDING LIFE HARD?:
SUNDAY: One of April's two sons was killed six years ago serving in Afghanistan, shot by a sniper; as a result she turned to heroin. She's been clean now for three years. This week she heard that her other son is missing in action in Afghanistan.
YESTERDAY: Good news! April's son has been found, shot in the leg but otherwise okay. Thank God!
***
From THE PRAYER LIST 4th. February 2011:
Leo has eventually packed up his scissors and razors and left. An unwelcome and enforced retirement, but how can a barber compete with the greed and intentions of those who wish to maximize the profits made on their building.
Posted by T yesterday at LIFE IS FULL OF SURPRISES...:
I am simply happy that, after many months of absence, Leo has finally moved into a new barber shop on Main Street, Bridgehampton, and I hope to be one of his first customers on Friday morning!
***
From ALJAZEERA:
Al Jazeera has confirmed the release of its journalist, Dorothy Parvaz, who was detained in Syria upon her arrival in Damascus nineteen days ago, while on assignment.During that time she was not allowed any contact with the outside world. She is safe and well.
***
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Tuesday, 17 May 2011
THE END OF THE WORLD JUKEBOX
YOUR HELP IS REQUIRED
I'm putting together a special playlist for the General Rapture on Saturday afternoon.
Three obvious choices are "Rapture" by Debbie Harry, "I Wish We'd All Been Ready" by Larry Norman and "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" by R.E.M.. But there must be loads more. So get thinking and let me know your suggestions by Friday evening.
I'll try and get the tunes posted well before 6.00p.m. so KJ gets to hear them before he leaves.
Three obvious choices are "Rapture" by Debbie Harry, "I Wish We'd All Been Ready" by Larry Norman and "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" by R.E.M.. But there must be loads more. So get thinking and let me know your suggestions by Friday evening.
I'll try and get the tunes posted well before 6.00p.m. so KJ gets to hear them before he leaves.
OH DEAR, THEY'RE GETTING WORSE
DON'T BLAME ME, BLAME WADE
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya doing, Billy Bob?"
"Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.
"But me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya doing, Billy Bob?"
"Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.
"But me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
TROLL UPDATE
One of my trolls emailed two of Mrs MP's top bosses today moaning about my blogging activities. The bottom feeder also sent a copy to Mrs MP with a note telling her that if I desist from criticising the Roman Catholic Church he will stop writing to her colleagues.
I know that your average troll is not well blessed in the brain cell department but it is almost unbelievable that having stalked me for so long they wouldn't have realised that such demands are are only going to make me far more likely to ridicule their sacred cows and papal bulls (thanks, Tim).
I know that your average troll is not well blessed in the brain cell department but it is almost unbelievable that having stalked me for so long they wouldn't have realised that such demands are are only going to make me far more likely to ridicule their sacred cows and papal bulls (thanks, Tim).
QUEEN VISITS IRELAND
Excuse me whilst I engage in some personal Blogger therapy.
See BASTARDS FOR JESUS if you need an explanation.
See BASTARDS FOR JESUS if you need an explanation.
Monday, 16 May 2011
IF THERE'S A GOD . . .
. . . then there are going to be two people outside of Harold Camping's house just before dawn this Saturday - one with a video camera and the other with a trumpet.
If there are any OCICBW... readers who live close enough to the blesséd evangelist, one of whom has the musical talent to pull it off convincingly, who are willing to make this happen, I will reward them with immediate sainthood (no miracles required). Also, the cash they will make from selling the video will be worth having I'm sure.
If there are any OCICBW... readers who live close enough to the blesséd evangelist, one of whom has the musical talent to pull it off convincingly, who are willing to make this happen, I will reward them with immediate sainthood (no miracles required). Also, the cash they will make from selling the video will be worth having I'm sure.
BLOG NOTICE 16TH. MAY 2011
Would any readers intending to make a donation to MadPriest's ministry this month please do so before the Rapture next Saturday. I doubt that it will effect many of my readers but you never know and I'd hate to be hard up next month just because some of you decided to bugger off to paradise without sorting out your finances first.
I can't promise anything but borderline cases might increase their chances of being beamed up if they were to be extra charitable during the next five days. OCICBW... is pleased to be able to offer you the following opportunity to do just that.
I can't promise anything but borderline cases might increase their chances of being beamed up if they were to be extra charitable during the next five days. OCICBW... is pleased to be able to offer you the following opportunity to do just that.
DON'T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME PAUL MERTON
News has just leaked out that at the same time the Navy Seals were bursting into the compound in Pakistan, the Irish special forces were launching an attack on a well-known department store in Dublin. Apparently the Irish military had been reliably informed that there was Summer Bed Linen in one of the third floor sale rooms.
THE PRAYER LIST - 16TH. MAY 2011
If you have other concerns, personal or general, that you would like added to our daily prayer list, please add them to this post by way of a comment or send me details by email.
***
Posted by Mardé at SEEVSPLACE:
My wife of nearly 48 summers (as of July 1, 2011), Cynthia, passed away at 5:18am on May 12, two days after her 79th birthday. I was there with her all the way in her final hours and told her over and over that I loved her and that at last she could “go home” and have rest. This was Cynthia’s final preoccupation in life, to get to “go home”, even from the beautiful small house she herself designed in Denmark, Maine, and where we had been living for over eleven years. Perhaps to her conscious or unconscious mind going home meant “get me out of this horrible Alzheimer’s disease”. She got her wish and much sooner than people expected. I’m both terribly sad and terribly relieved.
Please post your condolences on Mardé's blog.
***
From Jan:
I am coveting prayers, as I fear I am turning into a crippled old lady. Since I turned 60, I have been falling apart. I wrote a little about this on my blog, YEARNING FOR GOD.
See also THIS UPDATE from Jan.
***
From IT:
BP asks prayers for her cousin K and family. K's husband J died suddenly last night (11th. May 2011) of a massive heart attack at far too young an age. J was an actor, with an actor's ebullience, and he filled every space with his immense warmth, his joie de vivre, and his great love for all around him. We are all richer for having known him and immensely poorer for his loss.
***
From MadPriest:
Please pray for S, a good friend of mine, who has fallen off the wagon following a recent bereavement.
Please pray for K's son who has been diagnosed with bi-polar problems as he makes his way towards recovery with the help prescribed medication. Also pray for K and family and all those who care for this young person.
***
Posted by Liz at FINDING LIFE HARD?:
Last Sunday (8th. May 2011), Damien, a rough sleeper and alcoholic in his late twenties, died.
Also:
April's son was killed six years ago serving in Afghanistan, shot by a sniper; as a result she turned to heroin. She's been clean now for three years. This week she heard that her other son is missing in action in Afghanistan. Please say a prayer for her and that her boy comes home safe.
***
Posted by Tim at FAITH, FOLK AND CHARITY:
After a day of caution over two encroaching wildfires, the winds picked up and brought chaos and destruction to Slave Lake (250 kms north of Edmonton, Canada).
Wind gusts that accelerated the advance of fires and grounded water bombers Sunday afternoon allowed the fire to jump two highways. Afterwards, it was free to tear through the Alberta town of 7,000 people. A long list of hundreds of buildings have burned down – including city hall, the police station, the radio station and countless houses – and the town has brought in a mandatory evacuation. The fires appear out of control.
***
From THE LOS ANGELES TIMES:
At least 27 people were slain early Sunday in a remote area of northern Guatemala. 200 gunmen, who had arrived in buses, attacked workers on a coconut farm in the northern province of Peten, a zone that has become increasingly dangerous as Mexican drug smugglers extend operations in Central America to escape a crackdown at home. The victims included 25 men and two women, all of whom were decapitated. Authorities had not determined a motive.
***
From AFP:
One Iraqi security guard was killed and two Norwegians were among four people wounded on Monday when a roadside bomb exploded near their convoy in Baghdad. The blast occurred at around 8:00 am (0500 GMT) in the eastern neighbourhood of Jadidah.
***
From THE GUARDIAN:
Motorcycle-riding assassins have gunned down a Saudi diplomat in the Pakistani city of Karachi, four days after a grenade attack on the Saudi consulate there.
***
From VOICE OF AMERICA:
Israeli troops shot at Palestinian protesters along the border of Syria, Lebanon and Gaza Sunday killing at least 15 people as demonstrators marked the anniversary of Israel's creation.
Israeli troops killed 10 Palestinians and wounded more than 50 others when the troops fired on protesters to prevent them from crossing into Israel from Lebanon. Demonstrators in Syria also tried to break through a border fence in the Israeli-occupied Golan Heights. Israeli troops opened fire, killing four and wounding at least 45. Elsewhere, clashes at protests along the border with the Hamas-ruled Gaza Strip killed at least one person and wounded at least 60.
***
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Posted by Mardé at SEEVSPLACE:
My wife of nearly 48 summers (as of July 1, 2011), Cynthia, passed away at 5:18am on May 12, two days after her 79th birthday. I was there with her all the way in her final hours and told her over and over that I loved her and that at last she could “go home” and have rest. This was Cynthia’s final preoccupation in life, to get to “go home”, even from the beautiful small house she herself designed in Denmark, Maine, and where we had been living for over eleven years. Perhaps to her conscious or unconscious mind going home meant “get me out of this horrible Alzheimer’s disease”. She got her wish and much sooner than people expected. I’m both terribly sad and terribly relieved.
Please post your condolences on Mardé's blog.
***
From Jan:
I am coveting prayers, as I fear I am turning into a crippled old lady. Since I turned 60, I have been falling apart. I wrote a little about this on my blog, YEARNING FOR GOD.
See also THIS UPDATE from Jan.
***
From IT:
BP asks prayers for her cousin K and family. K's husband J died suddenly last night (11th. May 2011) of a massive heart attack at far too young an age. J was an actor, with an actor's ebullience, and he filled every space with his immense warmth, his joie de vivre, and his great love for all around him. We are all richer for having known him and immensely poorer for his loss.
***
From MadPriest:
Please pray for S, a good friend of mine, who has fallen off the wagon following a recent bereavement.
Please pray for K's son who has been diagnosed with bi-polar problems as he makes his way towards recovery with the help prescribed medication. Also pray for K and family and all those who care for this young person.
***
Posted by Liz at FINDING LIFE HARD?:
Last Sunday (8th. May 2011), Damien, a rough sleeper and alcoholic in his late twenties, died.
Also:
April's son was killed six years ago serving in Afghanistan, shot by a sniper; as a result she turned to heroin. She's been clean now for three years. This week she heard that her other son is missing in action in Afghanistan. Please say a prayer for her and that her boy comes home safe.
***
Posted by Tim at FAITH, FOLK AND CHARITY:
After a day of caution over two encroaching wildfires, the winds picked up and brought chaos and destruction to Slave Lake (250 kms north of Edmonton, Canada).
Wind gusts that accelerated the advance of fires and grounded water bombers Sunday afternoon allowed the fire to jump two highways. Afterwards, it was free to tear through the Alberta town of 7,000 people. A long list of hundreds of buildings have burned down – including city hall, the police station, the radio station and countless houses – and the town has brought in a mandatory evacuation. The fires appear out of control.
***
From THE LOS ANGELES TIMES:
At least 27 people were slain early Sunday in a remote area of northern Guatemala. 200 gunmen, who had arrived in buses, attacked workers on a coconut farm in the northern province of Peten, a zone that has become increasingly dangerous as Mexican drug smugglers extend operations in Central America to escape a crackdown at home. The victims included 25 men and two women, all of whom were decapitated. Authorities had not determined a motive.
***
From AFP:
One Iraqi security guard was killed and two Norwegians were among four people wounded on Monday when a roadside bomb exploded near their convoy in Baghdad. The blast occurred at around 8:00 am (0500 GMT) in the eastern neighbourhood of Jadidah.
***
From THE GUARDIAN:
Motorcycle-riding assassins have gunned down a Saudi diplomat in the Pakistani city of Karachi, four days after a grenade attack on the Saudi consulate there.
***
From VOICE OF AMERICA:
Israeli troops shot at Palestinian protesters along the border of Syria, Lebanon and Gaza Sunday killing at least 15 people as demonstrators marked the anniversary of Israel's creation.
Israeli troops killed 10 Palestinians and wounded more than 50 others when the troops fired on protesters to prevent them from crossing into Israel from Lebanon. Demonstrators in Syria also tried to break through a border fence in the Israeli-occupied Golan Heights. Israeli troops opened fire, killing four and wounding at least 45. Elsewhere, clashes at protests along the border with the Hamas-ruled Gaza Strip killed at least one person and wounded at least 60.
***
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Sunday, 15 May 2011
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MADPRIEST
My, my, my, doesn't time fly when you are just hanging around, waiting to die?
It's been exactly one (ecclesiastical) year since I presided at my last mass and worshipped in a church.
During that time not one person from the church has contacted me to enquire about my spiritual wellbeing. I mentioned this to the archdeacon over the phone recently to which he replied, "Well, what sort of welcome would I get?"
Which pretty much sums up the Christlessness of the Church of England hierarchy.
It's been exactly one (ecclesiastical) year since I presided at my last mass and worshipped in a church.
During that time not one person from the church has contacted me to enquire about my spiritual wellbeing. I mentioned this to the archdeacon over the phone recently to which he replied, "Well, what sort of welcome would I get?"
Which pretty much sums up the Christlessness of the Church of England hierarchy.
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