Wednesday, 7 September 2011

THE MIDNIGHT JUKEBOX


Genius.



Colliding the wonderment of tragedy and the bewildering virtue of romantic love, these songs are not lullabies. They are raw emotions straight from your nerve endings. Every so often an album comes along which doesn’t just speak to you, but explains you. A record so good, it actually travelled back in time to find the roots of who you are. Then it carefully, so cautiously, plays these elements of your soul back at you. These songs are testaments of both beauty and profound insight.
(Ruth Carlisle "TREBUCHET MAGAZINE")

DAVID'S MYSPACE PAGE

PURCHASE VIA MADPRIEST'S AMAZON STORE

TRUE FACT: David's day job is that of funeral director.

WHY NORMAL PEOPLE LAUGH
AT CHURCH OF ENGLAND VICARS

This comment was actually left under
today's BABELICIOUS BISHOPS post.









All together now...

THE NO ANGLICAN COVENANT COMMITTEE
COMES UP WITH A KILLER IDEA

HAPPY TALES / HAPPY TAILS

From NBC CALIFORNIA:

Workers with Duane Hambrick Co. said a pit bull had been hanging around the site of the former Shenango China plant which burned June 28. On Wednesday, the dog began approaching the workers and they figured out why after hearing her pups yelping from inside a storm sewer.

"I saw that she had puppies in the building," John Lawrence, a member of Hambrick's crew told the New Castle News. "I brought in food. She was starving and the puppies were taking everything she had."

Once they learned the puppies were stuck, however, Hambrick's demolition crew called firefighters who spent hours dropping hamburgers and other food into the sewer, hoping to coax the puppies to openings where they could be rescued. They even shooed the pups toward one manhole by spraying a hose into another.

"We were getting them out, one way or the other we were getting them out," firefighter Bob Eakin told The Associated Press. "We're happy, you know, mission accomplished."

There were 10 puppies at the plant in all, and they've all reportedly been adopted, along with their mother, by various people in the community or the firefighters who rescued them.


For being big tough men with big softy hearts these workers and firefighters are our...

BRICKS OF THE DAY


Thanks to Whiteycat for sending this
story into the MadPriest Mansion.

BABELICIOUS BISHOPS - THE CAMPAIGN FOR
AN OPENLY SEXIST CHURCH CONTINUES

For over five years now, OCICBW... has been fearlessly advocating that only drop dead gorgeous girlies should be nominated for positions of authority within the Church of England. Do not jump to the wrong conclusion about this! We have not aligned ourselves with the Satanic forces of reaction with our church. Far from it. Our, on the surface sexist, campaign is, in fact, a cunning plan to persuade those fuddy duddy straight blokes and sensibly shoed spinsters of the Church of England, who currently say "over our dead bodies" to the thought of women bishops, to change their bigoted, little minds. OCICBW... believes that if the diocesan bishop is a sex goddess then they won't want to scupper the possibility of said sex goddess turning up at their church on a Sunday morning.

With all this in mind we have been scouring the media to find possible candidates for the reformed episcopacy. It is with great pleasure that I am able to reveal our latest runner.


This is Pastor Beth Tash who has been appointed to the post of "Pioneering Minister to the Night Time Economy" by the churches in Leeds. I am sure you will all agree that she is eye candy of the highest order and that her appointment as the next Archbishop of Canterbury will bring renewal to our church as thousands of "healthy young lads" discover their calling to the Christian faith (Anglican Division).

A huge thank you to Craig S. who pimped Beth our way.

More stuff on Beth (but no more photographs, I'm sorry to say) can be found at THREE RIVERS EPISCOPAL.

WOMEN BISHOPS AND THE ANGLICAN COVENANT

The gossip around the Church of England at the moment is that there is a very strong likelihood that, because of the present make-up of General Synod, the proposed legislation that would allow women to become bishops in our two provinces will not be passed this time. If so, it should mean that we will not see females in our college of bishops in my lifetime and maybe for centuries to come, if ever. The reason for this is simple. The legislation will not be discussed in General Synod again until after Rowan Williams has manipulated the adoption of the Anglican Covenant by the Church of England. There are more than enough less enlightened provinces within the Anglican Communion, who are opposed to women being allowed positions of headship, that any future moves to allow female bishops in England will be vetoed by foreign churches. The English House of Bishops has already made sure that General Synod cannot discuss the fact that English secular law already insists that gay people have to be treated with complete equality within the Church, by disingenuously setting up a commission to discuss the matter that will not report back until after the adoption of the Covenant. This, of course, means that gay people will never be treated as anything other than second class, and eternally damned, members of the Church of England.

I don't personally believe that the legislation regarding women and the episcopacy will be thrown out by this General Synod. But this, wonderful as it would be if true, throws up another huge question. Why can we not simply go ahead and get rid of all discrimination against gay people because it would not get the backing of the whole Anglican Communion, when we can go ahead and vote for an end of discrimination against women when there are provinces which oppose it? Rowan Williams, who is very much in favour of female bishops, cannot claim that one is a theological matter and the other simply a matter of church order. The opponents of both use theological arguments to back up their hatred of both proposed changes.

If the Covenant is adopted and gay people excluded from full membership of the Church for ever and ever, amen, and then the English church reintroduces legislation to allow women bishops and the provinces that are against it do nothing to stop it, then that would be hypocrisy of the highest order and conclusive proof that none of this has anything to do with either church order or theology and is nothing other than blatant, selective prejudice and bigotry.

If we adopt the Anglican Covenant the Church of England will never be able to escape being in a position of unending hypocrisy.

The Anglican Covenant is a covenant of stagnation. If adopted it will be the end of history for our church and, I fear, an end of the Church itself as the handcuffs of reactionism that it seems intent to fasten on to its own wrists will make sure that we just become less and less relevant to the world, an anachronism and an embarrassing, bigoted, barbaric anachronism at that.

MAD DAD'S JOKE OF THE DAY

My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

DOGS OF THE DAY

This is a beautiful photograph of her two dogs, Bruno the basset hound and Gleason the chocolate lab, taken by Janis yesterday. You can only just see Gleason in the shadows. The texture and colours in the photo are so deep that I thought it was a painting at first.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION


Longstanding blogger of our neighbourhood, Fran Rossi Szpylczyn, moved her blog to Wordpress a couple of months ago. She didn't bother to tell us (and who can blame her?). However, she has now put a notice up on her old blog to tell us you can find her at the all new THERE WILL BE BREAD.

THE PRAYER LIST: 7TH. SEPTEMBER 2011

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THANKSGIVING

He kept it very quiet (e.g. he didn't tell me when I went out for dinner with him three weeks before the happy event) but I can now reveal that our good buddy, Paul Bagshaw, of the world famous, NOT THE SAME STREAM blog, made a decent woman of his much, much better half two weeks ago. I would give you more details of the ceremony but Paul sold sole coverage rights to "Hello Magazine." His wife is a wonderful person, and Paul's not a bad bloke either. It's a marriage made in heaven and we wish them a joyous life together.

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FOR YOUR PRAYERS

From STRANGELOVE:

Posted by James on Facebook:

Tonight I am thankful for the life of DOROTHY B, a long-time friend whose requiem was today. I am thankful for all the bridge games, food, laughter, tears, and hugs we shared. She changed my life and for that, I am doubly thankful.

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The fires near Bastrop, Texas have burned more than 500 homes and 30,000 acres of forest and ranch lands, and they are not contained at all at this point. We have had a major cooling off in north Texas: it went from 98 on Sunday to 86 on Monday and wqill be in the 80s this week, BUT there is no forecast of rain, which is the only thing now that will subdue the fires.

For an extremely detailed catalogue of the damage caused by the fires in Texas check out the post "Living In Hell And Renting Out Texas" at ADVENTUS.

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Posted at CHELLIAH LAITY:

A family of 8 were killed on Sunday in Plateau State, Nigeria, bringing the number who have been killed in the last week to 40. Christians are living in real fear and dare not even attend church on Sundays. Please pray for this situation.

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From UKPA:

Steven Grisales, 21, protested when assailants threw conkers at him as he walked towards a London railway station last month. Moments later he was knifed in the chest. He died of his wounds in hospital the next day. Four people have now been arrested in connection with his murder, two 15-year-old boys, a 19-year-old man and a 16-year-old girl.

Cry my beloved country!

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From THE NEW YORK TIMES:

A man armed with an AK-47 assault rifle opened fire Tuesday morning on a group of uniformed National Guard members as they ate breakfast at an IHOP restaurant in Carson City, Nev. He hit all five Guard members, killing three of them, and killed another woman and wounded five other people before taking his own life.


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From AFP:


QUETTA, Pakistan — Twin suicide bombs targeting security forces responsible for the recent capture of senior Al-Qaeda operatives have killed 19 people and wounded 44 others in southwest Pakistan.

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From THE TELEGRAPH:

A bomb apparently hidden in a briefcase has exploded outside India's high court in New Delhi, killing nine and wounding at least 45.

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AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH

" If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we’ve got to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got to acknowledge that he commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition… and then admit that we just don’t want to do it." (Stephen Colbert)

Mr Colbert was obviously referring to the U.S.A. But heck, he could have been talking about any nation on earth that claims a religious identity and then doesn't live up to it (e.g. pretty much all of them).

WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM?


An easy two hundred days off purgatory for getting through this one. It's short and it's only an instrumental. What is there to be afraid of?

Tuesday, 6 September 2011

MIRACULOUS EVOLUTION


I watched the movie, "Skellig" the other day. It's an enjoyable film and the two, young, lead actors were very good in their roles. The young lad, in particular, is a definite star of the future. It's supposed to be a children's film but, like the book on which it is based, it holds an adult's attention throughout.

Now, I've never read the book, so I cannot comment on it. But I assume that the major themes in the film reflected those the author of the book, David Almond, wanted to emphasise. On the surface it appears that the primary statement of the film is the usual one our trendy writers are ramming down kids throats at the moment, that the gods are dead and evolution is all we need to explain the existence of everything. There are references to evolution throughout the script (the last lines spoken in the film for example) and the point is made early on that humans are wonderful because of the power of evolution. Darwin's theory is also used to explain the existence of the character, Skellig, who is "something like a human, something like a bird and (maybe) something like an angel." He's a scruffy human, bedraggled bird and reluctant angel when we meet him and the plot is the story of how the two children persuade Skellig to live authentically as the creature evolution has made him, which the children perceive as being an evolutionary stage beyond human.

Fair enough in respect of the human/bird mutation but after that I get confused. You see, Skellig has the ability of healing people simply by holding them, floating up two feet into the air and spinning around a few times. This is a miraculous act that no amount of messing about with genes and d.n.a. could make a scientific reality.

So what was the point that David Almond was trying to get across to his young audience? He is a former Roman Catholic and a writer capable of complex narratives and ambiguity. He is obviously a fan of William Blake's writings. Is he really saying that evolution and the miraculous can go hand in hand without the necessity for the divine? That would get him crossed off the "Look at me, I'm a famous person who doesn't believe in God" winterval party guest list (with your host, Stephen Fry). Or is he being far more creatively anarchic than that and attempting to put the transcendant back into the dreams of our children who have been bombarded with anti-theist propaganda for the last twenty years or so?

And why is the word, "Grace" so important in the film?

I don't know.

MAD DAD'S JOKE OF THE DAY

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed four grave diggers walking about with a coffin. Three hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, "They've lost the plot."

PRO-COVENANTER GETS TOP JOB

In what a cynic might regard as a right, cynical move, another clergyman in favour of Rowan Williams' madcap scheme has been appointed to the top table of the Church of England. The new "Lord Spiritual" is The Reverend Tim Dakin,  a honorary canon theologian of Coventry Cathedral and associate priest in Oxford Diocese. He has been head of the Church Mission Society since 2000 and he has many contacts with the African church (of course).

He has obviously been practicing the "bishop look" for some time as this photograph demonstrates:

CROCODILE OF THE DAY

video

Full story at THE BBC.

FOR GREENBELTERS AND
OTHER INTERESTED PARTYGOERS

Nadia Bolz-Weber has posted her Greenbelt sermon
on her blog, SARCASTIC LUTHERAN.

THE PRAYER LIST: 6TH. SEPTEMBER 2011

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On top of all the other problems in her life (which we've been praying about recently), our good friend, It's Margaret, has now posted the worrying news on her blog, LEAVE IT LAY WHERE JESUS FLANG IT, that her husband, Joel, has been admitted to the cardiac ward of his local hospital with chest pains. Please God, no more, we pray!

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Posted by Theadora May at THE DANCING ACOLYTECAT:

I am back. I was busy with school and have graduated with honors. Now I am looking for a job in Geographic Information Systems (GIS). While I was in school, there were plenty of jobs in that field, but somehow they disappeared. I am looking for data entry position if I cannot find a GIS job. I have plenty of help where I live. I need all of your prayers.

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From Mary C:

Pray for my friend who is facing her fourth brush with cancer.

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From Linda:

Please include those in Texas who have lost their homes to the fire this weekend. Lots of fires still going from what I heard.

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REJOICE AND BE GLAD!

For today is ORMONDE PLATER'S birthday.

A veteran blogger and the most famous deacon in the mega-universe, Ormonde has been a wise and loving member of our bit of the Blogosphere for as long as I can remember.

Happy Birthday Ormonde
May God bless you and keep you

Monday, 5 September 2011

THE MIDNIGHT JUKEBOX



Tonight, one of the saddest and most beautiful songs ever written. It's a song for the end of summer. It's a song to remind us of good friends we lost along the way. It's a song for the twilight. It's a song about resurrection.

Over the years I've posted this song many times on the blog by lots of different performers. The definitive recording, in my opinion, is the one that can be found on the 1967 album, "Sandy Denny and the Strawbs." The version I am playing you tonight is by Kate Rusby which was released as a single in early 2010.



SWEDEN MAY FINALLY OUTLAW BARBARISM

From THE LOCAL (Sweden):

Sweden has taken further steps towards changing the law on gender reassignment. At the moment those who wish to undergo a sex change operation must first sterilise themselves. They must also, if married, first get divorced. The governing Moderates have now taken a stand against the 40 year old law.

"We don't see it as modern, and it doesn't fit with our view of human beings," said party secretary Sofia Arkelsten. "There's no point in making people get divorced and then get married again."

Not everyone is in favour, however. The far-right Sweden Democrats are against it, and only this June, Göran HÀgglund, the Christian Democrats' party head, also said no to changing the law.

"At our party congress this summer, Maria Larsson [minister for children and elderly] was clear that we stand by the sterilisation demand," he said.


COMMENT: Bunch of Nazis.

ITALY MAY BECOME MOST
CIVILISED NATION IN THE WORLD

In the Italian Parliament a bill drafted by Gabriella Giammanco, an ally of Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, has made its way to Parliament’s Justice Committee. If the bill becomes law it will be illegal to ban the keeping of pets in any home no matter what any evil landlord says. It will also guarantee the right of people to take their pets into nursing homes and even hospitals. The law will apply to companion animals only.

Even though she is the ally of a sexist, corrupt idiot, we forgive Gabriella Giammanco everything and award her the title...

BRICK OF THE DAY

MadPriest is hoping to be able to pop over to Italy and personally hand the award to Ms. Giammanco (maybe over dinner in a quiet Venetian restaurant, just the two of us and, afterwards a gondola ride, along the moonlit canals until the sun rises over the Adriatic...).

MAD DAD'S TOTALLY SEXIST JOKE OF THE DAY

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

DOG OF THE DAY

... is Misty from WHAT'S THE STORY IN DALAMORY. Go check out more photos at Freda's blog.


THE PRAYER LIST: 5TH. SEPTEMBER 2011

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THANKSGIVING

Happy Birthday to Andrew Green, Michael Smith, Stephen Robin and Francisco Silver. May God bless them and keep them throughout the coming year.

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Posted at WOUNDED BIRD:

Dah·veed said...

Thank you all for the remembering prayers. The procedure came out well. I had a fully occluded artery that was successfully reopened and had four stents inserted. The time for the procedure used the time I could be subjected to the radiation and dye, so I will be doing it again on the 15th for two partially blocked arteries. But now, a day later I am doing and feeling well.


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Canadian friends, Eileen and Eric, are pleased to inform the world that their sons' band is supporting DOA next month. Eric, no doubt, will be over the moon about this, especially as he has been involved in its organisation.

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FOR YOUR PRAYERS

From Craig (a longstanding member of our online community):

A colonoscopy has discovered a serious mass which is constricting my colon. It is likely cancer, but the biopsies aren't back yet. In any event, will have delicate abdominal surgery. Will keep you informed, but prayers are desired and welcome.

Craig is most anxious about his wife and daughters. His situation is not helped by the fact he was already feeling unhappy with some of the things in his life.

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Christopher B's father, Ernie, died early yesterday morning, on Christopher's birthday.

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My Facebook friend, Jay, had a nasty accident with a broken salad dressing bottle as he was trying to unscrew it. It "sliced right into (his) index finger" and " the bathroom (looked) like a scene from Psycho." Hopefully Jay is not referring to the scene with the skeleton of the mother in the old chair and also, hopefully, his wound will heal quickly.

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From NBC PHILADELPHIA:

The search for a Havertown family's beloved dog came to a sad end Friday afternoon. David Nowacki tells NBC Philadelphia that Buddy, his a 13-year-old sheltie/collie mix, has died.

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From MaryBeth:

Pray for folks fighting fires here in Texas... Near Bastrop, near Corsicana.

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From VOICE OF AMERICA:

Japanese rescue workers dug through mud and wreckage Monday in search of dozens of people who remain missing after Typhoon Talas hammered the nation's western coast. Japanese media report 27 dead and more than 50 missing.


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From REUTERS:

Famine has spread to six out of eight regions in southern Somalia, with 750,000 people facing imminent starvation, the United Nations said on Monday, and hundreds of people are dying each day despite a ramping up of aid relief.

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From REUTERS:

Syrian forces killed at least one civilian on Monday in raids on villages near Turkey designed to stop civilians fleeing across the border to escape a military drive against pro-democracy protests.

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From UKPA:

Street robbery has become so common that around 1,000 police officers will be deployed to protect children travelling to and from London schools this term. High-value smartphones and digital media players have been increasingly targeted by street criminals. At the same time, blood-stained necklaces have appeared in pawnbrokers as jewellery theft has risen, driven by the high price of gold.

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Saturday, 3 September 2011

WORSHIP AT ST. LAIKA'S


On time for a change, here is the service of holy communion for Sunday 4th. September 2011 - St. Laika's Harvest Festival service. Of course, it comes complete with the usual musical mystery tour. The words and credits can be found at ST LAIKA'S.


MP3 File

This week I have taken the advice of some of my Facebook friends and added a short appeal after the end of the service asking for a donation of 89 pence (the average cost of one downloaded mp3 at Amazon UK). If you already donate to my ministry I do not want you to pay another 89 pence per week as well. If you can't afford to donate or simply don't want to, it doesn't matter, please carry on downloading the podcasts and enjoying them. In any case I have absolutely no idea who downloads the podcasts anyway.

Don't forget to visit THE ANCHORHOLD AT OCICBW... everyday to read Ellie's excellent meditations.

Finally, here is a photograph of a vicar with a big marrow
(which I expect to see on next year's Wenchoster calendar).


THE MIDNIGHT JUKEBOX
CLASSY FRIDAY


Martin Hederos and Mattias Hellberg were active as a duo from the beginning of 2000 to 2003 when they formally ended the project with a farewell gig at the Draken Cinema in Gothenburg on the thirteenth of January. The duo released two full length albums and an EP (from which tonight's selections are taken). The duo reunited for a few concerts, including the Way Out West festival in Gothenburg, in 2008.



BAND'S MYSPACE PAGE


Friday, 2 September 2011

HOVE MP TRIES TO RESCUE CHURCH OF ENGLAND

In an inspired attempt to stop the C. of E's increasingly rapid descent into insignificance and immorality, Hove member of parliament, Mike Weatherley, has written to the prime minister demanding that churches which refuse to conduct gay marriages should be stripped of their licence.

In his letter he claimed that lawmakers behind the initial decision six years ago knew it would result in inequality.

He said: “As long as religious groups can refuse to preside over ceremonies for same-sex couples there will be inequality. Until we untangle unions and religion in this country we will struggle to find a fair arrangement.”

Andrew Manson-Brailsford, rural dean of Brighton, said: “Many people living in our country still believe in God and wish to have a service which both recognises their union and asks for God’s blessing on it. One day, I hope that we shall all be free to share the same privileges. Taking them away is not the answer. Rather than reduce the religious aspects of marriage, my own hope is that the Church of England will rethink the stand on marriage and allow the priest to be present in other venues.”

The Rev Philip Wells, of Calvary evangelical church, Brighton, said: “As long as independent churches are not breaking the law the state should not be telling them what they should or shouldn’t do – it's a matter of religious freedom. The problem we are aware of is that as soon as some service or provision becomes a possibility there’s a risk that people might then demand it as a right.”

COMMENT: Yes, Philip, that's exactly what happened when Parliament made it a possibility for dissenters to set up their own chapels.

Full story at CHRISTIAN TODAY.

MEANWHILE IN THE GOOD OLD U.S. OF A.

From Bruce:

I was browsing at Friends of Jake, and found this ray of sunshine, from the Southern Methodist University (SMU) student newspaper - thought you might like it:

The truth of the matter is that what we have here-to-fore referred to as "same-sex" marriage is no different than any marriage between opposite-sex couples. In both cases, two people come together in love and unity to declare, before God, their unending love for one another. It makes no difference whether it is a man and a woman, two men, or two women. Ultimately, holy matrimony derives its sanctity from the love that both partners share for one another, and not from the genitalia with which they were bestowed....

Gay men and women across the country are not fighting for "same-sex marriage;" they are fighting for "marriage.
"

LOUD FRIDAY




BAND'S WEBSITE

OWN MEDICINE


Various trolls left comments
under yesterday's post,
AN URGENT NEED,
accusing me of hating
Roman Catholics.

But this is a false allegation.

I hate the sin not the sinner.

GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!

From AZCENTRAL.COM:

Girls no longer will be allowed as altar servers during Mass at the cathedral of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Phoenix, SS. Simon and Jude. The Rev. John Lankeit, rector of the cathedral, said he made the decision in hopes of promoting the priesthood for males and other religious vocations, such as becoming a nun, for females.


MAD DAD'S JOKE OF THE DAY

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.

DOG OF THE DAY

From NBC PHILADELPHIA:


Bernie suffered severe third degree burns after spending ten hours on a rooftop in the scorching sun, earlier this summer. He had burns on his back, chest and, most severely, on his feet. He was taken to Doctor Wagner, who decided to try a first-of-its kind stem cell treatment, a decision unusual for a dog with injuries as bad as Bernie’s.

Because animal embryonic stem cells have the ability to turn themselves into other types of cells, Doctor Wagner injected them into Bernie's paws to form new tissue. The results left him stunned. “I would have thought we'd get a lot of granulation tissue, a lot of scar tissue being deposited and he'd have real deformed feet and pads. What we're seeing right now is pads are being formed almost like they were originally."

Bernie will always have scars on his back from the burns, but within two weeks Doctor Wagner hopes Bernie will be walking completely normal again.


Thanks to Whiteycat for sending this
story into the MadPriest Mansion.

CAT OF THE DAY



It was our good friend,
Miss Cassie's thirteenth
birthday yesterday.

Go pay her homage at
BAILEY'S BUDDY.





ALSO: We've heard lots of stuff about how people weathered the recent hurricane in the U.S.A. But for the real facts and lots of brilliant photos of gorgeous cats, check out Siren and Isadora's "storm story" at FORKS OFF THE MOMENT.


THE PRAYER LIST: 2ND. SEPTEMBER 2011

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Posted by Caminante at VERMONT'S OWN:

My beloved state of Vermont. We will rise again... words I remember that the Episcopal Diocese of Haiti used for their 2010 diocesan convention post-earthquake. Oh, our floods are nothing like the Haitian earthquake but they have changed life in the Green Mountain State in ways we don't yet realise.


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From Whiteycat:


A desperate Havertown family is asking for your help finding their beloved dog Buddy. The 13-year-old sheltie/collie mix went missing from his Spring Road home last Thursday, just days before Hurricane Irene hit our area. According to his family, the Nowackis, Buddy was sitting on the front porch of his home when thunder rolled in. The family believes he was spooked by the thunder and took off. Since then, family and friends have been searching frantically for their missing family member.

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From THE SEATTLE TIMES:

The parents of a transgender child in Ballard who was beaten with a baseball bat two weeks ago are asking for the public's help to find the attacker. Their daughter was attacked Aug. 16 as she crossed the street at 28th Avenue Northwest and Northwest 67th Street.

A female, who was accompanied by a male, came up to the couple's daughter saying, "I don't want to see you around the skate bowl anymore."

The female then struck the couple's daughter on the right side of the head with a baseball bat. She was taken to a hospital, where a portion of her skull was removed, according to police.

The victim was wearing female clothing at the time, police said. Her parents say she was born a male but considers herself a female and often dresses that way.


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From THE GUARDIAN:

The number of people convicted of sex offences on children under 16 in England and Wales has increased by nearly 60% in six years. The BBC said a freedom of information request to the Ministry of Justice found that 1,363 people were convicted in 2005, while in 2010 it was 2,135. The increase is being attributed to better detection and raised awareness, it said. Child protection groups say the number is relatively small and it remains an under-reported crime.

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Angel Corpus Christi (real name Andrea Ross) is a San Francisco-based singer, songwriter and accordionist. As well as writing and performing her own songs she has recorded cover versions by artists such as The Ramones, Suicide, Alice Cooper, Mötley CrĂŒe, and Lou Reed. After two low-key albums in the mid-1980s on Criminal Damage records, 1990 saw the release of Accordion Pop vol. 1, and The 80's. In the mid-1990s, she signed to the major-backed label Almo Sounds, who issued White Courtesy Phone which features a guest appearance from Herb Alpert. She has also recorded with Dean Wareham (formerly of Galaxie 500 and Luna) and Alan Vega (of Suicide), and played accordion on Spiritualized's 1997 album Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space. Her 2003 release, Divine Healer, features former Switchblade Symphony guitarist George Earth on guitar and bass, who also played guitar and drums on her 2005 release, Louie Louie. (WIKIPEDIA)


1. Louie Louie
2. Denise
3. Pull Girl
4. Femme Fatale
5. I Want to Boogie With You / Je T'aime
6. Hey Jude
7. Hurdy Gurdy Man

This is so fecking brilliant that you will need to wear dark glasses just to listen to it.



ANGEL'S HOMEPAGE



Thursday, 1 September 2011

AN IDEA (CHAPTER TWO)

If time is held together by gravity as I suggest HERE, then perhaps the "speed" of the "passage" of time is directly related to the strength of the gravitational force acting upon it. Perhaps (although this would be only noticeable to an observer outside of our space and time) the strength of the gravitational force can vary in different situations. Therefore, perhaps the "speed" of the "passage" of time may vary at certain "times" and, maybe, in certain places.

The speed that something travels is calculated by relating distance travelled to the amount time taken to travel.

The speed of light is a constant.

But if the speed of time can vary then perhaps, to an outside observer, certain periods of time may appear to go past faster (or slower) than others. If this is so then the rapid expansion of the universe immediately after the big bang might be explained without there being any need to propose that the universe expanded faster than the speed of light. If the force of gravity acting on time at that moment was weaker then the universe would expand at what appears to us (living with the speed of time we are now experiencing) to be faster than the speed of light. But that would be an illusion. It might also explain discrepancies in the speed distant objects travel in our universe and do away with the need for dark energy / matter / whatever.

AN URGENT NEED

It's been a couple of months since I last mentioned my financial situation due to moving house and all that. Unfortunately, also due to moving house and all that, times are, at present, extremely hard in the MadPriest household. With all the moving costs, and repair work that had to be done in the new place, we are broke. I'm not sure if we are living by faith or just pretending the situation will sort itself out. But I'm sure if I stopped and thought about I would get very depressed in deed. Which is a shame because everything about our new home is more than satisfactory. I'm enjoying the simplicity of our new, uncluttered existence and our two dogs are really enjoying the fact that the countryside is right outside the front door.

However, we won't be here long if I don't manage to get a bit more cash coming in. So, once again, I'm asking all my friends in the blogosphere and beyond to consider sending me a donation so that I can carry on my online ministry. This can be done either with a one off donation or by signing up to a regular monthly subscription plan. Either way, please use the PayPal portals below. You don't need a PayPal account of your own to use this facility.

There is a very good case that can be made that as a blogger I should not be begging off my readers. But the St. Laika's project is a different matter. Over 1770 people downloaded the podcast of the St. Laika's eucharistic service last week and if that isn't mission I don't know what is. I am also absolutely positive that if it wasn't for my blogging activities at OCICBW... hardly anybody would find out about St. Laika's. So the two aspects of my online ministry are very closely related.

Everybody who makes a donation receives a special, limited edition, thank you photoshop lovingly crafted by myself in humble gratitude for their support. And I do mean "humble." This whole situation I find myself in, and the generosity of so many of you, most of whom I have never met, leaves me gobsmacked. But it does appear to be what I am supposed to be doing so I continue to go with the flow.

God bless you all.

Jonathan







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DEM BONES

From THE MAIL:


Relatives of Australian bushranger Ned Kelly have reacted with anger to plans to put a collection of his bones on public display. The headless skeleton of Kelly, who was hanged for murder in the Old Melbourne Jail in 1880, was found jammed into an axe box buried under the city's now-disused Pentridge Prison.

Mr Stephen Corner, a spokesman for the Victorian Institute of Forensic Medicine, said, "These are historical remains of historical significance and we think it is reasonable in this particular instance."

But when Anthony Griffiths, the great grandson of Kelly's sister Grace, heard that the Victorian Government was planning to put the bones on display, he was appalled.

'To do that would be recreating something out of medieval times,' he said. 'This plan is macabre and disgusting.'

Kelly's skull, which had been displayed next to the bushranger's death mask in the Old Melbourne Gaol, was removed from the jail in December 1978 and its whereabouts remain a mystery.

COMMENT: Well, I don't know about the ethics of all this but, at least, I can clear up one mystery...

MAD DAD'S JOKE OF THE DAY

I saw a poor old lady fall over in the street  today. At least I presume she was poor - she only had £1.20 in her purse.

For a couple of equally corny, but very good jokes, check out Petty Witter's "Best Joke?" post at PEN AND PAPER.

RSVP

From CHRISTIAN TODAY:

The head of the Roman Catholic Church in England and Wales has suggested that the faithful celebrate the one year anniversary of Pope Benedict XVI’s visit to Britain by throwing a Pope party.

COMMENT: There really is no need for this. In England we already throw a "pope party" EVERY YEAR on the fifth of November.

Bad taste aside, YOUR SUGGESTIONS PLEASE for activities to make your pope party go with a swing. Personally, I think a game of charades would be appropriate.


THE PRAYER LIST: 1ST. SEPTEMBER 2011

The Prayer List is a daily feature at OCICBW... with an option to light a candle as you pray. If anybody has any concerns they would like included on tomorrow's list please email me with details or leave your request in the comments to this post. I will include relevant photos if provided.

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There are rumours on the internet grapevine that our much missed, absent friend, Dah·veed, is undergoing "some sort of cardiac procedure" today. I cannot verify this but I am sure as heaven going to pray for him anyway.

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Posted at LITTLE BANG THEORY:

I’d already been stunned by the spectacle of high water and amazed at the wreckage of mud-encrusted Shelburne Falls, but with the water levels dropping, a whole new level of devastation was being revealed.

At the hamlet of Lyonsville, the first bridge was closed – the roadway, gone. Beyond the bridge was more destruction. Dams: gone. Powerlines: not gone, but nonetheless destroyed. These high tension lines can’t be shut down until a reach-around is arranged. The road northward through Halifax, VT was, shall we say, “compromised.” Jacksonville, VT took a monstrous hit; they opened the Glory Hole at Whitingham Reservoir to avert a dam breach, but totaled a lot of the places downstream, including the Honore (formerly North River) Winery.

Wilmington was unreachable by land by any means. Bennington, the next large city going west, was similarly unreachable. National Guard helicopters were doing the essential lifting there.



I know the Cold River along this beautiful stretch of Route 2 well, every swimming hole and sunning rock. But not today. Today, it was gone. Gone! All of it, the swimming holes, the forested shorelines, the valley I love so much I can taste it, gone. Route 2, the lifeline of our county, miles of it, gone. Car sized boulders and a forest’s worth of trees buried the pavement, filled the gaping holes, obliterated the way forward. And the river was unrecognizable, its massive concrete retaining walls collapsed, its course altered for all time, its beautiful pools obliterated.

I don’t mind saying that I cried.


It is Littlebangtheory's job to "fix this sort of thing." He is very pessimistic about receiving the funding to be able to do it.

Posted by Kenju at IMAGINE:

The crane will be here Friday morning, to begin removal of the tree and attempt to set the broken chimney top section back onto the bottom. Eventually, he will have to remove the old, broken flue tiles and put in new ones and then re-grout the entire fireplace. (Oh, joy.) Hopefully, they will not do any further damage during this process.

They will replace the gutters on the rear of the house and replace 24' of deck railings and 4x4's. Until the tree is removed, we can't see whether or not the new deck table and chairs were injured. I haven't even finished paying for them yet!

Wish us luck and keep us in your prayers... please.


From Whiteycat:

Thanks to all in the OCICBW... community for their prayers during Hurricane Irene. Power here restored after four days out. Had all trees pruned last week right before Irene mad her path north so no tree damage and no house damage ... thanks be to God. A very scary weekend but all is fine. Lost entire contents of refrig and freezer but otherwise no problem.

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Brian R, at NOBLE WOLF, asks for prayers for his friend, Birdie.

Birdie lives in Indianapolis and, after hearing of the stand collapse at a Fair in that city, I contacted her and her reply was that while she was not at the fair she was waiting to learn about a lump on her breast. The following week the news first got worse as she learned it was cancer and it was invasive but then thankfully some good news that it had not spread.  However Birdie begins the first of several chemotherapy treatments this week and faces a mastectomy around Christmas time.

Please pray for her, her family and close by friends as they support her, and the medical staff as they make all the decisions they make about her treatment.


Birdie blogs at STRELIZIA.

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Posted at DIOBETH NEWSPIN:

Pray for our young men and women who have died in Iraq and Afghanistan, and for their families:

Pfc. Jesse W. Dietrich, 20, of Venus, Texas
Spc. Douglas J. Green, 23, of Sterling, Virginia
Pfc. Brandon S. Mullins, 21, of Owensboro, Kentucky
Spc. Michael C. Roberts, 23, of Watauga, Texas
1st Lt. Timothy J. Steele, 25, of Duxbury, Massachusetts
Sgt. Andrew R. Tobin, 24, of Jacksonville, Illinois

Pray also for the fallen heroes also of our coalition partners, and for the citizens of Iraq and Afghanistan who have died, unnamed and unknown to us, and for those who mourn ... and for an end to this endless war.


From THE YORKSHIRE POST:


A moving sunset ceremony yesterday marked the end of military repatriations through Wootton Bassett as the Union flag on the town’s high street was lowered for the last time. Hundreds of people attended the ceremony carried out in the same simple, dignified nature of the military repatriations held over the past four years in which townsfolk stood shoulder to shoulder with the grieving families of servicemen and women killed in action.

It signalled the end of an era for the small Wiltshire market town, which has seen the coffins of 345 service personnel pass through the town from RAF Lyneham en-route to Oxford’s John Radcliffe Hospital. What began as an impromptu act of respect from local people grew larger than anyone could have imagined, drawing international recognition.


The bodies of the dead will, from now on, be flown into Brize Norton airfield.

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Posted by Ormonde Plater at THROUGH THE DUST:

Murders this week in the New Orleans area, nine deaths in three days!:

8/26 James Leon Wells 17 M Shot
8/26 Lionel Williams 20 M Shot
8/27 Douglas Crayton 24 M Shot
8/29 Jarvis Patrick 27 M Shot
8/29 Benny Hamilton 22 Shot
8/29 Yosaria Fernandez 31 F Shot
8/29 Francisco Fernandez 32 M Suicide/gunshot
8/29 unknown male Shot (burned body found in lower 9)
8/29 Courtney Faulkner 20 M Shot

Please pray for the victims, their families, and their murderers.


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From THE GUARDIAN:

At least 88 people, including 10 children, have died in detention in Syria since the uprising against the regime began in March in what amounts to "systematic persecution on a vast scale", according to Amnesty International. The majority of victims were tortured or ill-treated, with injuries ranging from beatings, burns and blunt-force traumas to whipping marks, electrocution, slashes and mutilated genitals.

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