Sex & God & Rock & Roll
Yes its funny. Do you know this one? A man walked into the psychiatrist's office wrapped only in cling warp. The psychiatrist said. "Well, I can see your nuts."
No. But unfortunately I now do.Kindly leave the stage you naughty Australian.
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That should be cling wrap. Do you have cling wrap in the UK? Obviously you do. We call it Glad Wrap here in OZ, which is its brand name. Here's another one. Bloke goes into the psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc can you help me. One day I feel like I'm a teepee and the next day I'm a wigwam. Next day a teepee, the next day a wigwam." "Stop right there says the shrink. I can see your problem straight away; you're two tents."
Without looking, is this going to involve "his head up his..."? ;-X