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Very nice. Will look good on the mantlepiece. When's your birthday?
Not till June, I'm afraid, NB. But I won't expect another present from you if you buy me this early. I think it will make a good focal point for my podcasted services.
June - so we have time to save some money. Thank God.
Look! I don't want altars from all of you.I wouldn't mind one of those huge monstrances that I could waltz around blessing my virtual congregation with. But it would have to be antique and very expensive. I don't want any old tat.
Oh, I just came across this, and I think it would be the PERfect gift for you.
Oh, that is just so me, darling. And the day after the feast of St. Antony. What could be more appropriate?
I suppose you're lucky it wasn't the feast of St. Sebastian--you'd get an archery set. Or, dare I say it, St. Lawrence, the perfect feast day to give a George Foreman grill.Would it be apt to get a pair of spectacles on the feast of St. Lucy?
You could buy me a new set of wheels on St. Catherine's Day. I'm having trouble with my catalytic converter at the moment.
From an RCC parish, I'm assuming?Child-Abuse/Misogyny/Homophobia/Popoidism is turning it into "museum quality", I'm afraid...