Not till June, I'm afraid, NB. But I won't expect another present from you if you buy me this early. I think it will make a good focal point for my podcasted services.
Look! I don't want altars from all of you. I wouldn't mind one of those huge monstrances that I could waltz around blessing my virtual congregation with. But it would have to be antique and very expensive. I don't want any old tat.
I suppose you're lucky it wasn't the feast of St. Sebastian--you'd get an archery set. Or, dare I say it, St. Lawrence, the perfect feast day to give a George Foreman grill.
Would it be apt to get a pair of spectacles on the feast of St. Lucy?
Very nice. Will look good on the mantlepiece. When's your birthday?
ReplyDeleteNot till June, I'm afraid, NB. But I won't expect another present from you if you buy me this early. I think it will make a good focal point for my podcasted services.
ReplyDeleteJune - so we have time to save some money. Thank God.
ReplyDeleteLook! I don't want altars from all of you.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind one of those huge monstrances that I could waltz around blessing my virtual congregation with. But it would have to be antique and very expensive. I don't want any old tat.
Oh, I just came across this, and I think it would be the PERfect gift for you.
ReplyDeleteOh, that is just so me, darling. And the day after the feast of St. Antony. What could be more appropriate?
ReplyDeleteI suppose you're lucky it wasn't the feast of St. Sebastian--you'd get an archery set. Or, dare I say it, St. Lawrence, the perfect feast day to give a George Foreman grill.
ReplyDeleteWould it be apt to get a pair of spectacles on the feast of St. Lucy?
You could buy me a new set of wheels on St. Catherine's Day. I'm having trouble with my catalytic converter at the moment.
ReplyDeleteFrom an RCC parish, I'm assuming?
ReplyDeleteChild-Abuse/Misogyny/Homophobia/Popoidism is turning it into "museum quality", I'm afraid...