Sex & God & Rock & Roll
"Have you got a big banana?"
"Can I squeeze your plums please?" "I thought that was your old mate Jeffery's job guv?"
*snort*"Looks nice, but I hear you have a loverly bunch of coconuts?"
Who is that disheveled mendicant in the purple dress begging fruit from that vendor? He looks familiar.
No. No. I'm sorry, but I'll have to give this back. I don't want to encourage fruits in the Anglican Communion.
Right! And if I see you nick one again, I'll call the Police!