A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
Oh my, I never saw that punchline coming! I sure am slowing down.
ReplyDeletePriceless.....:-)
ReplyDeleteObvious, but still giveth nyuks.
ReplyDeleteBest part: "buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments". Said w/ the discretion becoming a priest! ;-)
Wonderful!
ReplyDeletejokes have been great lately...thanx
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Ha!
ReplyDeleteBuxom ladies? Mustn't have been a Roman Priest.
ReplyDeleteOh, Wade!
ReplyDelete(I thought it but didn't want to say...)